[cite]Posted By: Bcaddick[/cite]Holy crap...have only just logged on again and can't believe the response...thanks for the idea guys...not sure I like "masturbate" and "Buggary" in the same sentence though. I will try prioritise a list with the best ideas on it...A kind of "101 things I have to do before the wife comes home" type of deal!
yes but please spare us the details on most of them wont you please BC.
Has anyone suggested wanking yet? Thought they might have done...
Maybe try and make it more interesting by pretending you're going for some kind of wanking record and do imaginary TV interviews with yourself after each wrestle which you can perform like an exhausted tour de france rider. Cry in the last interview and thank your family and sponsors before shaking up a bottle of champers and spraying round the room. That should kill a bit of time.
[cite]Posted By: McLovin[/cite]Has anyone suggested wanking yet? Thought they might have done...
Maybe try and make it more interesting by pretending you're going for some kind of wanking record and do imaginary TV interviews with yourself after each wrestle which you can perform like an exhausted tour de france rider. Cry in the last interview and thank your family and sponsors before shaking up a bottle of champers and spraying round the room. That should kill a bit of time.
lol very strange how some minds work, what made you think of that?
[cite]Posted By: McLovin[/cite]Has anyone suggested wanking yet? Thought they might have done...
Maybe try and make it more interesting by pretending you're going for some kind of wanking record and do imaginary TV interviews with yourself after each wrestle which you can perform like an exhausted tour de france rider. Cry in the last interview and thank your family and sponsors before shaking up a bottle of champers and spraying round the room. That should kill a bit of time.
lol very strange how some minds work, what made you think of that?
That's just what I do when I've got the house to myself. That, or build a fort in the living room out of sofa cushions. That never gets old. Also messing with door to door people, particularly squaders, provides endless amusement (since I'm a sad bastard).
[cite]Posted By: McLovin[/cite]Has anyone suggested wanking yet? Thought they might have done...
Maybe try and make it more interesting by pretending you're going for some kind of wanking record and do imaginary TV interviews with yourself after each wrestle which you can perform like an exhausted tour de france rider. Cry in the last interview and thank your family and sponsors before shaking up a bottle of champers and spraying round the room. That should kill a bit of time.
lol very strange how some minds work, what made you think of that?
That's just what I do when I've got the house to myself. That, or build a fort in the living room out of sofa cushions. That never gets old.
why do that when shes gone that is standard behaviour when you cant be arsed to walk upstairs surely ;-)
that way you dont have to worry that she might come out there at any time, there is nothing worse than trying to put it away then having piss trickling down your legs as she's telling you your dinner is ready
why do that when shes gone that is standard behaviour when you cant be arsed to walk upstairs surely ;-)
That's standard practice at my place for 2 reasons
1) I'd rather not urinate in the sink
2) It's bloody hard to wee in the sink as I'm not quite tall enough to do it without being on tiptoes
3) My housemate does horrendous smelling shites & al fresco is often preferred to smelling his mess
Brilliant thread I reckon you should start by putting the kettle ona nd starting a crossword... Just not on the Internet as everyone knows it's impossible to go on the web at home without 'accidentally' ending up watching porn LOL
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yes but please spare us the details on most of them wont you please BC.
Maybe try and make it more interesting by pretending you're going for some kind of wanking record and do imaginary TV interviews with yourself after each wrestle which you can perform like an exhausted tour de france rider. Cry in the last interview and thank your family and sponsors before shaking up a bottle of champers and spraying round the room. That should kill a bit of time.
lol very strange how some minds work, what made you think of that?
Would I lie to you?
That's just what I do when I've got the house to myself. That, or build a fort in the living room out of sofa cushions. That never gets old. Also messing with door to door people, particularly squaders, provides endless amusement (since I'm a sad bastard).
why do that when shes gone that is standard behaviour when you cant be arsed to walk upstairs surely ;-)
that way you dont have to worry that she might come out there at any time, there is nothing worse than trying to put it away then having piss trickling down your legs as she's telling you your dinner is ready
Quality!!
That's standard practice at my place for 2 reasons
1) I'd rather not urinate in the sink
2) It's bloody hard to wee in the sink as I'm not quite tall enough to do it without being on tiptoes
3) My housemate does horrendous smelling shites & al fresco is often preferred to smelling his mess