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Bernard Matthews RIP

Chizz
Chizz Posts: 28,341
edited November 2010 in Not Sports Related
Bernard Matthews, internationally-famous turkey-botherer has died, on Thanksgiving Day. Now THAT, Alanis Morisette, I think you will find, is ironic.

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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,859
    Bootiful post.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    edited November 2010
    Any suspicion of fowl play??
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    National day of mourning in turkey.
  • I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY
    I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY Posts: 4,608
    Xmas is Cancelled........for chavs
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    I heard he had a heart attack whilst being gobbled off
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    I hear he's going to be cremated.....on Gas Mk 4 for 3 1/2 hours.....
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    Bernard Matthew's family are said to devastated after reading the will.

    He only left a poultry amount
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    Bernard Matthews started his empire in Norfolk from scratch, in the early days of trading he could count the number of turkeys he had on one hand.

    Six.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    All these jokes are sick... he'll be twizzling in his grave.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]Bernard Matthew's family are said to devastated after reading the will.

    He only left a poultry amount

    That's them stuffed then.
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  • Cuff
    Cuff Posts: 308
    What a baste
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    Come on lads, show a bit of class eh? We don't have all these naff jokes after some musician I've never heard of passes away do we?

    A man has died after all.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    [cite]Posted By: Bournemouth Addick[/cite]Come on lads, show a bit of class eh? We don't have all these naff jokes after some musician I've never heard of passes away do we?

    A man has died after all.

    Sorry sir.

    RIP, my thoughts are with his/her family (delete as appropriate)
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    He wants a traditional send off with all the trimings.
    At least the national transplant people are happy all his vitals are in a nice bag up his rectum.
    The cranberrys are playing at the wake.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]
    [cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]Bernard Matthew's family are said to devastated after reading the will.

    He only left a poultry amount

    That's them stuffed then.

    they're spitting feathers apparently
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    Turkey Drummers for lunch as a mark of respect!
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,393
    I've actually met Bernard Matthews. Dull work story. And he is widely known as as tight as a turkey's bottom.
  • paulthecab
    paulthecab Posts: 26
    Bernard matthews. Best before 25/11/10
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,027
    Good.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Celeb death number 2 they always come in 3's bet ronnie corbett is shiting himself.
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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Apparently James Blunt will be singing at his funeral, although it is unsure which song he will be singing......
  • Denis-Fuller
    Denis-Fuller Posts: 47
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]Apparently James Blunt will be singing at his funeral, although it is unsure which song he will be singing......

    Only the Parson Nose which song he will be singing
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Nothing to get in a flap over.

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