Bernard Matthews RIP

Chizz

Bernard Matthews, internationally-famous turkey-botherer has died, on Thanksgiving Day. Now THAT, Alanis Morisette, I think you will find, is ironic.

Off_it

Bootiful post.

Stu_of_Kunming

Any suspicion of fowl play??

adamtheaddick

National day of mourning in turkey.

I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY

Xmas is Cancelled........for chavs

DaveMehmet

I heard he had a heart attack whilst being gobbled off

Chirpy Red

I hear he's going to be cremated.....on Gas Mk 4 for 3 1/2 hours.....

ValleyGary

Bernard Matthew's family are said to devastated after reading the will.

He only left a poultry amount

ValleyGary

Bernard Matthews started his empire in Norfolk from scratch, in the early days of trading he could count the number of turkeys he had on one hand.

Six.

JT

All these jokes are sick... he'll be twizzling in his grave.

DaveMehmet

[cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]Bernard Matthew's family are said to devastated after reading the will.

He only left a poultry amount

That's them stuffed then.

Cuff

What a baste

Bournemouth Addick

Come on lads, show a bit of class eh? We don't have all these naff jokes after some musician I've never heard of passes away do we?

A man has died after all.

DaveMehmet

[cite]Posted By: Bournemouth Addick[/cite]Come on lads, show a bit of class eh? We don't have all these naff jokes after some musician I've never heard of passes away do we?

A man has died after all.

Sorry sir.

RIP, my thoughts are with his/her family (delete as appropriate)

adamtheaddick

He wants a traditional send off with all the trimings.
At least the national transplant people are happy all his vitals are in a nice bag up his rectum.
The cranberrys are playing at the wake.

ValleyGary

[cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]

[cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]Bernard Matthew's family are said to devastated after reading the will.

He only left a poultry amount

That's them stuffed then.

they're spitting feathers apparently

RedArmySE7

Turkey Drummers for lunch as a mark of respect!

ChicagoAddick

I've actually met Bernard Matthews. Dull work story. And he is widely known as as tight as a turkey's bottom.

paulthecab

Bernard matthews. Best before 25/11/10

Stig

Good.

adamtheaddick

Celeb death number 2 they always come in 3's bet ronnie corbett is shiting himself.

MCS

Apparently James Blunt will be singing at his funeral, although it is unsure which song he will be singing......

Denis-Fuller

[cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]Apparently James Blunt will be singing at his funeral, although it is unsure which song he will be singing......

Only the Parson Nose which song he will be singing

BlackForestReds

Nothing to get in a flap over.