Nigels Caption Comp....

adamtheaddick

soapy_jones

twat

No.1 in South London

Yellow beaked eagle "hey you guys up there, that wings for prick trade isn't what you thought"

bingaddick

Craptor?

SilentAddick

Oh damn! I've swallowed a NIGEL....

bingaddick

What's got two wings two legs and a pr*ck half way up its back?

bingaddick

After a tough year Simon Jordan finally emerges from hiding......

Kap10

Home gate exceeds expectations

bingaddick

"I wish I could fly, right up to the sky but I can't"

bingaddick

Where Eagles Darn't

bingaddick

Alone again naturally

stilladdicted

"I still don't get it"
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The following joke is said to have once been part of the Cambridge Uni Intelligence Test for undergrads. -

Two climbers were climbing roped together in the Scottish Highlands. They saw some eagles soaring above them. Later the climbers slipped over the edge of a precipice and unfortunately plunged to their deaths. Their souls left their mortal bodies and ascended to heaven. As they rose they saw the same eagles and one soul cried out to them, 'Ah, eagles.' But the eagles, being polite, said nothing.

P.S. If you already know it, or work it out, don't spill the beans.

bingaddick

Ok Yellow Beak, you've won the bet, now take him off......

uncle

"Well at least there's more here than last week"

uncle

Bird " Oh bollox i hate stepping in shite, still its meant to be lucky"....... Nigel " Oh another bird has trodden on me this aint good, I wish i was Charlton".

uncle

My dad said if i wore these colours i'd always pull the birds.......My dads a cnut.

uncle

My old man said be a palace fan, i sad dont be stupid your a prat.
He said trust me son if you do i'll get you an hat.

LIke a proper nigel i did what he said
Now i've got a bird sitting on my head

He's my dad i love i hate him
i think i'll call the bird Jim

To be continued

uncle

Who's the wanker on my feet
Who's the wanker on my feet
Who's the wanker
who's the wanker
whos the wanker on my feet

Sorry admin for the swearing but it wouldn't have worked without it ( yeah ok clever it never worked with it)

aliwibble

Well, if it's any consolation, it made me laugh :-)

uncle

[cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite]Well, if it's any consolation, it made me laugh :-)

That'll do for me

clive the addick

[cite]Posted By: SilentAddick[/cite]Oh damn! I've swallowed a NIGEL....

absolute quailty

uncle

bIRD......
Shit in a minute
I'm gonna shit in a minute
shit in a minute
I'm gonna shit in a minute
Shit in a minute
i'm gonna shit in a minute

Nige l" Who's that shitting on my head, who's that shiting on my head. who's that shitting who's that shitting, who's that shitting on my head on my head Who's that shiiiting on my head

NathanPrior

The lesser spotted tit

Stig

What's the definition of Bird Brained ?

Stig

Little old man from ten rows back: Oi, take that 'kin 'at off, I can't see!
Little old lady by his side: Please excuse his rudeness, we're looking for Sainsburys. Can you tell us where it is please?

Stig

Try as he might, poor Nigel just couldn't remember the way back home.

Stig

Q: How does a Palarse fan double his number of brain cells?
A: By sticking a dead bird on his head.

guinnessaddick

Pop group & brighton fans A flock of seagulls release thier new ablum cover " Wishing ( I had a potograph of you) Wanker.

Addickted

"Bird Boy" arrives early at the Super Hero convention to make sure he can sit next to "Tangoman" after the issues he had with "Captain Nobhead" last year.

adamtheaddick

Lynx Nigel field test a success.

4_bowman

"I'm fat i'm ugly and i support a shit team what else could go wrong in life .....................................................










I hope this bird shagging me from behind don't make me pregnant 1 twat in the family is enough!