Nigels Caption Comp....

addick1965

[cite]Posted By: stilladdicted[/cite]"I still don't get it"
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The following joke is said to have once been part of the Cambridge Uni Intelligence Test for undergrads. -

Two climbers were climbing roped together in the Scottish Highlands. They saw some eagles soaring above them. Later the climbers slipped over the edge of a precipice and unfortunately plunged to their deaths. Their souls left their mortal bodies and ascended to heaven. As they rose they saw the same eagles and one soul cried out to them, 'Ah, eagles.' But the eagles, being polite, said nothing.

P.S. If you already know it, or work it out, don't spill the beans.

ValleyGary

[cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]Lynx Nigel field test a success.

haha

TEL

POP tune from the seventies " Im only a poor little sparrow"

AFKABartram

The saying 'there is always someone else worse off than you' lifted the spirits of Andy Gray and Richard Keys this morning

AFKABartram

CPFC2010 consortium's marketing drive to endorse the slogan 'the harder you try, the dumber you look' shows immediate signs of success

GRAY9

let's go f**king mental - palace style

kigelia

Reminds me of the famous joke:

What do you call a man with an eagle on his head?...

Lonely

kigelia

This was the first time Nigel had even been given head by a bird... it was not as arousing as he had anticipated.

stonemuse

[cite]Posted By: stilladdicted[/cite]The following joke is said to have once been part of the Cambridge Uni Intelligence Test for undergrads. -

Two climbers were climbing roped together in the Scottish Highlands. They saw some eagles soaring above them. Later the climbers slipped over the edge of a precipice and unfortunately plunged to their deaths. Their souls left their mortal bodies and ascended to heaven. As they rose they saw the same eagles and one soul cried out to them, 'Ah, eagles.' But the eagles, being polite, said nothing.

P.S. If you already know it, or work it out, don't spill the beans.

lol, that took a while before it clicked but got there now

McLovin

If I had the head of an eagle
If I had the arse of a nigel
I'd sit all alone at smeghurst
And consider the sad estate to which my life has come

Last line needs some work

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Bus fare from West Croydon £1.70

Match ticket £22


Realising why everyone blocked you on Facebook......PRICELESS.

Floyd Montana

Palace's new open plan toilets prove more popular than watchbing the team

Jarman

" Palarse seek new stadium after record attendance"

allez les addicks

Holmesdale Fanatics take intimidating atmosphere to a new level....

wickford

It's a bit eyrie sitting here alone!

adamtheaddick

Everyone loved it mum! All my mates around me said i was so cool, dougie waved at me and said im his new best friend and asked me to his birthday party!!

Bubble

"Gutted ........ Why did i buy these Championship league badges for the arms, I cant wear this next season!"

Vienna_Addick

I thought "Alien" was a scary film, but this.......!!!!!

oldbloke

"I wish i was a Hull fan. I'd look twice as hard dressed as a Tiger"

McLovin

This is the first time I've been inside a bird

*awaits sack*

oldbloke

Suppose I should start another chant....

Jarman

I miss my wooden seat.

adamtheaddick

He flys like a bird in the sky....

cblock

The "bring a friend" was'nt as successful as planned