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Things your other halves say

Covered EndCovered End
edited October 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions

No doubt we have had this before, but it won't hurt to have a new discussion.

My other half just said :-

Abercrombie & Fred !

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  • JTJT
    ''I thought Albino's were Albanians'' 


  • Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    When i was in Paris, I didnt like those Parisites.

    @ Milton Jones
  • RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    My Mrs (currently at Kings Uni might I add) happily declared the other week that Death March was by "Chopping"! She's such a treasure!
  • EastStandEastStand
    Not my other half (he is very clever you know) but my mates. 

    Friend A. "Do parrots breathe oxygen? " (Because they are colourful like plants they might breathe CO2.) 
    "Is an Owl a bird? No, cos you know how they do that head thing! You know, like how whales aren't fish and how rats aren't mice!" 

    Friend B "What does BBQ stand for?" 
  • RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

  • BedsaddickBedsaddick

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

    Your wife says the same to me ;-)
  • fatrobfatrob

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

    And your dreaming
  • RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta

    Lol Beds

  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    ''i cant ive got school tomorrow''


  • RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

    And your dreaming
    Nope just a compulsive liar. ;-)
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  • adrianadrian
    Most of what my half says is X-rated.   I think I get on her nerves
  • thewolfboythewolfboy
    My Missus said, "Oh my God there's an eagle in the garden!"

    It was a sparrowhawk.

    Later that evening....neighbours Missus says... "What do Sparrowhawks eat then?"
  • charltonbobcharltonbob

     

    I'm going to take you for everything you've got................... & she did almost ;-(  .............................still at least I'm shot of the scraggy bitch now ;-) ;-) ;-)

  • superjonniejacksonsuperjonniejackson

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

    Hahahaha, and then you woke up a realised it was a dream ;-)
  • BubbleBubble
    It's only a game
  • eug72eug72
    I wish you cared S much about me as you do about Charlton
    U am too tired
    I told you so
  • eug72eug72
    I am too tired that was!
  • church-lanechurch-lane
    "You've ruined my life, you fat bastard"
  • incorruptible addickincorruptible addick
    ''I wish you cared as much about me as you do about Charlton...''

    ''Darling , Charlton are a football team. You are a mere woman. Therefore, I even care about Palace more  than I do about you!''
  • EastTerraceEastTerrace
    edited October 2011
    You're not going to that match
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  • EastTerraceEastTerrace
    Why can't you be more like CE?
  • incorruptible addickincorruptible addick
    edited October 2011
    You're not going to that match
    More likely to say: 'What's a match?''

    Although to be fair, Mrs Incorruptible came to one match at Selhurst  in 1987, when our  then ten year old son was a mascot. She was quite excited while he had his photo taken in the centre cricle with Peter Shirtliff and Portsmouth captain Kenny Swain.

    Then he ran off the pitch and the game started. She opened her book and didn't  raise her nose from her novel for the next 90 minutes!
  • RedMistRedMist
    "Dont you think you've had enough to drink?"

    "stop it!"
  • tangoflashtangoflash
    "That's the wrong hole"
  • NicholasNicholas

    "Dont put that in there"

     

  • UboatUboat
    'You can't go to Stevenage - it's my mum's birthday.'
  • CAFCBourneCAFCBourne
    Your not having another drink are you
  • NossNoss
    How old are you?

    I think it's time we left

    Explain LBW again please?
  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    Darling... what time will you be home from the pub tonight?
  • J BLOCKJ BLOCK
    Please don't drink too much
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