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Song for Kermit

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    SniffybadgerSniffybadger
    or the same to 'who let the dogs out'

    'Whooo let the frog out...
    Yann-Ker-Mor-Gant'
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    Bexley DanBexley Dan

    When the ball hits the net
    Not a frog, or Kermit,
    It's Ker Mor Gan

    this
    agreed -  nice and simple
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    DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog
    To the tune of Karma Chameleon

    Yanny yanny yanny yanny
    Kermogant, Kermo-g-ah-ahnt
    Loving you is easy when you score in my dreams
    Red white and goal, red white and go-o-al

    May be a little gay.


    No ... it's a lot gay
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    DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog
    edited October 2011
    Kerm-or-gant
    I'm no sycophant 
    Had some very lucky days
    now please bring back Hayes


    *edited out the rude language - apologies to Plaaayer who gets very upset at this type of thing
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    DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog
    edited October 2011
    Only joking people

    I actually thing he is the second coming and deserves his own MTV type channel for all of these songs to be played on 24/7
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    JTJT

    Is it pronounced 'kermo-gant' or 'kermo-gaunt' ?

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    Saga LoutSaga Lout
    I thought it was pronounced ker-more-gant.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    How about to Jesus Christ, Superstar

    Kermorgant, from afar
    Sounds like a muppet but a Charlton star
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    I know it's never going to catch on but I got a bit carried away.
    To the tune of Gloria Gaynor, I will survive.........................


    He missed a penalty and was crucified
    And Sven refused to pick him to ever play in the side
    So they sent him out on loan and they packed him off to France
    And then Chrissy picked him and we'll give you a chance

    And now he's back to score a brace
    and powell just stood there on the sideline with a smile upon his face
    With him in the team we know we'll go very far
    and I don't care what the foxes say, you're better than Cantona

    So now go, go score for kicks
    Yann Kermorgant, He wears the number 36
    links up so well with BWP
    but despite how much we love you please don't take a penalty......................

    You gotta sing this tonight Tango , i'll join in ... eventually :-0
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    Live by the swordLive by the sword
    When the ball hits the net , like a fucking rocket it's kerrrmit !
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    tangoflashtangoflash
    I know it's never going to catch on but I got a bit carried away.
    To the tune of Gloria Gaynor, I will survive.........................


    He missed a penalty and was crucified
    And Sven refused to pick him to ever play in the side
    So they sent him out on loan and they packed him off to France
    And then Chrissy picked him and we'll give you a chance

    And now he's back to score a brace
    and powell just stood there on the sideline with a smile upon his face
    With him in the team we know we'll go very far
    and I don't care what the foxes say, you're better than Cantona

    So now go, go score for kicks
    Yann Kermorgant, He wears the number 36
    links up so well with BWP
    but despite how much we love you please don't take a penalty......................

    You gotta sing this tonight Tango , i'll join in ... eventually :-0
    Sorry, but tonight l'll only be singing along with the specials down in Brighton.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    To the melody of 'hey baby'

    Yann Ker-mo-gant (ooh ah)


    Not sure what could go next..
    I wanna know

    How you missed that pen
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    MacronateMacronate

    To the tune of Last Christmas by Wham:-

    "Yann Kermorgant

    You scored a great goal

    But the very next day, they took it away

    The dubious goals panel decided the deflection

    Rendered your 20 yd strike to be an own gooaaall"

    Everybody......

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    eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    To the melody of 'hey baby' Yann Ker-mo-gant (ooh ah) Not sure what could go next..
    I wanna know

    How you missed that pen

    So thats your game Henry, our earlier suggestion of a song gets over looked thus putting our duet under pressure so what do you do, jump into bed with Charlton_Hero and nick my idea re the pen.

    No bloody loyalty in the pop industry anymore, I blame the X Factor :-)  

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    CAFCsayerCAFCsayer

     

    They always said he was a red... Kermit, Kermit

    He scores the goals just like he said... Kermit, Kermit

    He's big, he's french, he plays up top,

    He's got a name just like a frog. He's Yan Ker-mor-gant

    Charltons' 36, BOUNCE!

    LALALALALAA

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    MrOneLungMrOneLung

    Need help with a missing line, but based on the song I did for Shelvey that was never ever sung.

    To the & dwarves song - Hi-Ho.

    Kermo,Kermo

    He's gonna score you know.

    With his bald head   (this line needs changing)

    A legend in red

    Kermo, Kermo Kermo Kermo.

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    CAFCsayerCAFCsayer

    Kermit, Kermit

    He's dressed in our red kit.

    When he bangs em in,

    The crowd all sing 

    Kermit,  Kermit,  Kermit,  Kermit!

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    jakecafcjakecafc
    ooo ahh Kermorgant, say ooo ahh Kermorgant!

    Easy and catchy!
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    Addickted4lifeAddickted4life
    ooo ahh Kermorgant, say ooo ahh Kermorgant!

    Easy and catchy!
    pure, simply and easy to sing and remember.

    gets my vote.
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    nollynolly
    were truly diseased in the song ideas
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    kimbokimbo
    Could we have a new song for Johnnie Jackson, current one is rubbish

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    kentaddickkentaddick
    ooo ahh Kermorgant, say ooo ahh Kermorgant!

    Easy and catchy!
    why the hell has no one said this earlier? Great shout! Now lets get singing this on saturday!
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    Yann Kermorgant to the El Karkouri / Jonjo Shelvey chant.
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    MCSMCS
    Oh Kermogant (oh Kermogant)
    He plays up front (he plays up front)
    Oh Kermogant he plays up front
    He's being stalked by Miss Piggy or He's got a name like a muppett
    Oh Kermogant he plays up front


    This one chaps. All the others are so obvious, Nolly is spot on, diseased in chant making!!! 
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    seth plumseth plum

    as suggested by paddyp17, to the tune of clive mendonca

    super super yann

    super super yann

    super super yann

    super yan ker mor gant

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    SaladSalad
    edited October 2011

     


    Oh Kermogant (oh Kermogant)
    He plays up front (he plays up front)
    Oh Kermogant he plays up front
    He's got a name like a muppett
    Oh Kermogant he plays up front
     
    This one chaps. All the others are so obvious, Nolly is spot on, diseased in chant making!!!

     


    some common sense at last ;-)

    (and would be a nice homage to Andy Hunt)

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    SaladSalad
    any ideas how to remove surplus line spacing?
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    DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog
    any ideas how to remove surplus line spacing?


    No
























    Sorry
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    RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta

    After he scores. To the tune of London Bridge is falling down:

    Sven Goran let Kermit go

    Let Kermit go

    Let Kermit Go

    Sven Goran let Kermit go

    Who's the Muppet now?!

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    Saga LoutSaga Lout
    Hooray! I thought of one "Yann on the run" to the tune of Band on the Run (Paul mcCartney & Wings).
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