I am amazed at the level of thought put into some of these and having started it off withthe frog chorus I have been swayed to change my mind by your strong ideas.
It has to be simple and catchy and with only three lines this slight modification on an earlier effort by Revelinit, I believe hits the mark. Those not going to Hartlepool have 9 days to commit this to memory. I hope that those going to Hartlepool (sadly not me) will give it a go as well.
When the ball hits the net with his head or his feet its Ker mor gant
I guess the version with "Like a f**king rocket" may get the vote from the nod but this version might even be heard in the west stand!
After creating the Ruben bover song which we won't be seeing on a regular basis. I've come up with this one. Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni You've been hit by, you've been struck by (the new cantona)
this is best with a slight change:
"Yanni are u ok, are u ok, are u ok Yanni?
Yanni are u ok, are u ok, are u ok Yanni?
youve been hit by, youve been struck by.... a smooth KERMORGANT! "
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Yann Yann, Yann YaYann Yann, Yann YaYann Yann, Yann Yann Ker-mo-gant
Yann Yann, Yann YaYann Yann, Yann YaYann Yann, Yann Yann Ker-mo-gant
Simple.
der der der der yann ker-mor-gant
like the jonjo shelvey one
oh yeah iiii, thing Kermogants
The greatest in the land
When heeeee, scores that free-kick
In front of the north staaaand
He's Yann Kermogant
His name is Kermogant
It has to be simple and catchy and with only three lines this slight modification on an earlier effort by Revelinit, I believe hits the mark.
Those not going to Hartlepool have 9 days to commit this to memory. I hope that those going to Hartlepool (sadly not me) will give it a go as well.
When the ball hits the net
with his head or his feet
its Ker mor gant
I guess the version with "Like a f**king rocket" may get the vote from the nod but this version might even be heard in the west stand!
All in favour?
Oh Ker-Mor-Gant' Oh Ker-Mor-Gant'
He plays up front, He plays up front
Oh kermorgant he plays up front, his being stalked by mrs piggy oh kermorgant he plays up front,
Best one so far!
He's scored again,
I still can't say his name....
Kermormagoga.....
Kermit, Kermit!!
Heeyyy Hey baby
I wanna know
How you say your name
Yann Kerm-or-gant
this is best with a slight change:
"Yanni are u ok, are u ok, are u ok Yanni?
Yanni are u ok, are u ok, are u ok Yanni?
youve been hit by, youve been struck by.... a smooth KERMORGANT! "