Is football better than sex?

felthamaddict

One lung -  I normally go to the loo

Chirpy Red

Probably the only two pastimes where you hear the shout "Back door! Back door!"

Addicted

Far more satisfying if you come from behind

RedMist

...but you do much better if you gel first.

Macronate

No problem, just combine the two-

Wheresmeticket

boy george once said that a cup of tea was better than sex

but you ve got to let the tea get cold first ...in my experience

A cup of tea is definitely better than sex with Boy George

MuttleyCAFC

How do you know- I presume you have tried both?

felthamaddict

You're a sharp tool Muttley

felthamaddict

MuttleyCAFC

Is Boy George in the tent?

felthamaddict

felthamaddict

No these boys 'drink like fish' but it isn't tea.

And now I cant get rid of this picture!  

Chirpy Red

Is that Grobbler with the highlights?

felthamaddict

No he had to go back to South Africa after a few days to sort out his divorce. I think he was a local coach.

Chirpy Red

Are you sure? Really looks like old Brucie to me.....

felthamaddict

Nope I'll show you - if I can sort out the technology.

Chirpy Red

Should I stop?

felthamaddict

I'm trying to scan it. If I can I will otherwise no harm

thenewbie

I really wouldn't know, I've never scored.

IdleHans

I always got subbed in the first half. Very disappointing.

guinnessaddick

I always got subbed in the first half. Very disappointing.

Couldn't you wait and get pulled off at half time?

tangoflash

I'm getting to the age where I find it increasingly difficult to score at either of these choices. In both instances my mind still knows what to do but the body just can't keep up anymore.

Kap10

I always got subbed in the first half. Very disappointing.

I was left back .... in the changing rooms