“I used to think if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the president or the pope or a .400 baseball hitter. But now I want to come back as the bond market. Then you can intimidate everybody.”
"Googol, googol, googol. By a process of elimination I have to think it's a googol but I do not know what a googol is. I do not think it's a gigabit, nanomol, and I do not think it's a megatron. I really do think it's a googol."
"I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen."
"I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen."
The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
Del- One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l'Orange, but I don't know how to say that in French. Rodney- It's canard. Del- You can say that again bruv! Rodney- No the French word for duck is canard. Del- Is it? I thought that was something to do with the QE2? Rodney- No that's Cunard. They're the ones with the boats and what have you. The French for duck is canard. Del- Right lovely jubbly. Right, so how do the French say à l'Orange then? Rodney- A l'Orange! Del -What, the same as we do? Rodney -Yes Del- Oh dear, it's a pity they don't use more of our words innit eh?
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But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree then it will spend it's whole life thinking that it is stupid
“I used to think if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the president or the pope or a .400 baseball hitter. But now I want to come back as the bond market. Then you can intimidate everybody.”
(James Carville)
"Googol, googol, googol. By a process of elimination I have to think it's a googol but I do not know what a googol is. I do not think it's a gigabit, nanomol, and I do not think it's a megatron. I really do think it's a googol."
(Major Charles Ingram)
So how was Chas and Dave?
(AFKA Bartram, 2011) The night after going to see Chase and Status.
Gold, pure gold.
Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country,
it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.
H. L. Mencken
The men the American public admire most extravagantly are
the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell
them the truth.
H. L. Mencken
'They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise
than that'
Keegan, the man of a thousand quotes
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism - Howard Zinn.
Also by him,
You can't be neutral on a moving train.
Gordon Strachan: Velocity.
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
Without them there would be no FIFA
"The problem with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur."
(George W Bush)
As are the majority of posts (opinions stated as facts)
Del- One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l'Orange, but I don't know how to say that in French.
Rodney- It's canard.
Del- You can say that again bruv!
Rodney- No the French word for duck is canard.
Del- Is it? I thought that was something to do with the QE2?
Rodney- No that's Cunard. They're the ones with the boats and what have you. The French for duck is canard.
Del- Right lovely jubbly. Right, so how do the French say à l'Orange then?
Rodney- A l'Orange!
Del -What, the same as we do?
Rodney -Yes
Del- Oh dear, it's a pity they don't use more of our words innit eh?
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I wasn't being pedantic Adam, just your quote made me laugh and wanted to remember the whole thing so looked it up.