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Bit Late I Know .. But What Was The Worst Christmas Present You Got?

Mendonca In Asdas
Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
edited January 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Cherry chocolates , i hate Cherries! & a Robbie Savage DVD ,  not sure which was worse! any other horror stories ;-0

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  • Almonds from my Gran.
    It was only later I realised they were the sugar almonds I gave her last year.
  • No way Floyd , you know what to 'get' her next year! ;-0
  • Nothing - Sugar sucking cow!
  • DiscoCAFC
    DiscoCAFC Posts: 1,762
    Where's Wally book, Im not 10 years old anymore lol
  • Hows about some Sugar Almonds? the ones she gave you?
  • Hows about some Sugar Almonds? the ones she gave you?
    No, she gave me almonds. Not sugar almonds.
    She had sucked the sugar coating off.
    That Pat Butcher will be judged in hell.
  • Oh dear now that is terrible.... do you want some cherry choccies?  ;-0
  • Oh dear now that is terrible.... do you want some cherry choccies?  ;-0
    dont start - thats what she said
  • Trouble is i don't have the cahoonas to tell em i hate Cherries! which probably means i'll get em next year!
  • a crystal palace shirt with ambrose on the back
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  • a crystal palace shirt with ambrose on the back
    Your kidding?
  • yeah i would burn it and post the pic if it was true
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    All of mine were things I wanted, apart from my Secret Santa gift, and that was chocolate, so I wasn't complaining :-) Amazon wishlists are a godsend at this time of year.
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,995
    I got a hideous necklace/scarf combo with beads the size of tennis balls. Not sure what my friend was thinking I only like discrete jewellery. Truely awful
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Pyjamas, I don't wear them.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    Losing at Orient.....well not exactly Christmas I know but you know what I mean!
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    a few years ago my Dad bought me a bugs bunny watch 

    I was 25 at the time
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Yes, what SoundAs said: the one black spot in an otherwise very enjoyable time.
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,582
    A plastic turd with a Santa hat on it!
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    A man united keyring.. From my auntie

    Looked like something out of a cracker.
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  • a national trust membership - which I received as a 21 year old. Can't say I'm envisioning it being used much, if at all....
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    I got fuck all for Christmas but then I am a penniless miserable fucker who had the so called spirit of Christmas kicked out of him by the recession.  Crappy 2012 everyone!
  • killer kish
    killer kish Posts: 2,019
    A duck that quacks when you walk past it plus a packet of 30 dishcloths!
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    edited January 2012
    A duck that quacks when you walk past it plus a packet of 30 dishcloths!
    Do you think someones trying to tell you something? ;-0

    That tops the biscuit , i mean the dishclothes are really handy , but its like someone trying to say your house could do with a clean!

    Invite them round for a meal , and say your having a cleaning party!
  • killer kish
    killer kish Posts: 2,019
    They were both from my Mum!!! Plus my house is spotless as I suffer with OCD!!!
  • Kish your welcome to come round for a beer , play some COD on the Ps3 with my kids , but you must bring your cloths with ya!  ;-0
  • killer kish
    killer kish Posts: 2,019
    Forget to mention my Mum doesn't even know about my OCD so haven't a clue about the dishcloths?Mind you can't even explain the duck either!
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    Last year I got '100 best films of all time' book from daughter. I didn't even mind it was second hand (tight budget and good for environment). My main problem was that it was printed and published in 1984!
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    south park t-shirt, I'm not even a fan...