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Bit Late I Know .. But What Was The Worst Christmas Present You Got?

Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
edited January 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Cherry chocolates , i hate Cherries! & a Robbie Savage DVD ,  not sure which was worse! any other horror stories ;-0
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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Almonds from my Gran.
    It was only later I realised they were the sugar almonds I gave her last year.
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    No way Floyd , you know what to 'get' her next year! ;-0
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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Nothing - Sugar sucking cow!
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    DiscoCAFCDiscoCAFC
    Where's Wally book, Im not 10 years old anymore lol
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Hows about some Sugar Almonds? the ones she gave you?
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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Hows about some Sugar Almonds? the ones she gave you?
    No, she gave me almonds. Not sugar almonds.
    She had sucked the sugar coating off.
    That Pat Butcher will be judged in hell.
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Oh dear now that is terrible.... do you want some cherry choccies?  ;-0
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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Oh dear now that is terrible.... do you want some cherry choccies?  ;-0
    dont start - thats what she said
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Trouble is i don't have the cahoonas to tell em i hate Cherries! which probably means i'll get em next year!
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    billyrizbillyriz
    a crystal palace shirt with ambrose on the back
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    a crystal palace shirt with ambrose on the back
    Your kidding?
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    billyrizbillyriz
    yeah i would burn it and post the pic if it was true
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    aliwibblealiwibble
    All of mine were things I wanted, apart from my Secret Santa gift, and that was chocolate, so I wasn't complaining :-) Amazon wishlists are a godsend at this time of year.
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    kimbokimbo
    I got a hideous necklace/scarf combo with beads the size of tennis balls. Not sure what my friend was thinking I only like discrete jewellery. Truely awful
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    GranpaGranpa
    Pyjamas, I don't wear them.
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    Losing at Orient.....well not exactly Christmas I know but you know what I mean!
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    bucksheebuckshee
    a few years ago my Dad bought me a bugs bunny watch 

    I was 25 at the time
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    March51March51
    Yes, what SoundAs said: the one black spot in an otherwise very enjoyable time.
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    Essex_AlEssex_Al
    A plastic turd with a Santa hat on it!
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    AdTheAddicKAdTheAddicK
    A man united keyring.. From my auntie

    Looked like something out of a cracker.
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    allez les addicksallez les addicks
    a national trust membership - which I received as a 21 year old. Can't say I'm envisioning it being used much, if at all....
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    I got fuck all for Christmas but then I am a penniless miserable fucker who had the so called spirit of Christmas kicked out of him by the recession.  Crappy 2012 everyone!
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    Charlton4lifeCharlton4life
    MILLWANK SEASON TICKET
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    killer kishkiller kish
    A duck that quacks when you walk past it plus a packet of 30 dishcloths!
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    edited January 2012
    A duck that quacks when you walk past it plus a packet of 30 dishcloths!
    Do you think someones trying to tell you something? ;-0

    That tops the biscuit , i mean the dishclothes are really handy , but its like someone trying to say your house could do with a clean!

    Invite them round for a meal , and say your having a cleaning party!
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    killer kishkiller kish
    They were both from my Mum!!! Plus my house is spotless as I suffer with OCD!!!
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Kish your welcome to come round for a beer , play some COD on the Ps3 with my kids , but you must bring your cloths with ya!  ;-0
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    killer kishkiller kish
    Forget to mention my Mum doesn't even know about my OCD so haven't a clue about the dishcloths?Mind you can't even explain the duck either!
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    johnny73johnny73
    Last year I got '100 best films of all time' book from daughter. I didn't even mind it was second hand (tight budget and good for environment). My main problem was that it was printed and published in 1984!
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    razilrazil
    south park t-shirt, I'm not even a fan...
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