I read yesterday that someone is sending used shit wipe to certain celebs. Can't remember who has received them, but one chap (sports commentator) has received several packages.
This led me to thinking.........has anyone got Simon Jordan's address?
[cite]Posted By: 1905[/cite]I read yesterday that someone is sending used shit wipe to certain celebs. Can't remember who has received them, but one chap (sports commentator) has received several packages.
This led me to thinking.........has anyone got Simon Jordan's address?
They've been sending them to the BBC. Adrian Chiles (Match of the Day 2) had been getting it.
[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Off_it. Come and join us
Hehehehehe
MCS We've got one!!!
It's funny, most people simply assume that everyone adopts the same "technique" when it comes to doing the paperwork, but there are many different variations on getting the same job done. The roll to the left cheek, the roll to the right cheek, standing up, sitting down, the "birdie". And that's before we even start talking about the paperwork itself - the single sheet (for the brave/foolish), the double over, the treble over (for particularly "moist" work), the "fistful of dollars" approach. The permutations are seemingly endless!
[cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]reminds me of that curry i went to once with you and your mates when i was the only girl and your mate decided to ask everyone which way they wipe!!!
suz, its the best question ever! I remember the time so well when i worked out not everyone stays sitting when they 'wipe'! I was in the minority of sitdown wipers, mostly everyone else (i performed a wipe survey in by old firm, 35 people) was standing to perform this! I couldnt believe it!
Off it is dead right, people just think everyone does it the same. Interesting
[cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]reminds me of that curry i went to once with you and your mates when i was the only girl and your mate decided to ask everyone which way they wipe!!!
suz, its the best question ever! I remember the time so well when i worked out not everyone stays sitting when they 'wipe'! I was in the minority of sitdown wipers, mostly everyone else (i performed a wipe survey in by old firm, 35 people) was standing to perform this! I couldnt believe it!
Off it is dead right, people just think everyone does it the same. Interesting
I think they had the stand up/sit down debate too (which always springs to mind when rothko posts his petitions)
i don't suppose i'd have minded too much had i not been sober and been in a curry house enjoying my lamb koftas at the time!
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Few things can match the shock and pain of that
I knew either you or MCS would reply to this Thread. Off_it do not get drawn into joining their sick little hobby...! LOL
I could really bring this into disrepute, but i wont!
This led me to thinking.........has anyone got Simon Jordan's address?
Hehehehehe
MCS We've got one!!!
:D
One up, one down, one shine.
That doesn't seem like much paper though raz
LOL
Nah not baby wipes, they sting like hell!
our mothers would be proud..... :-)
your lucky i didnt start the wiping thread!
Well, I could always instead start a thread on multicultralism, or politics, or religion or even .......... VALLEY GOLD!!!
;o)
Me an MCS are having fun
Did anyone not get tickets for Watford because of us VG scoundrels?
Discuss
(I am off to lunch)
It's funny, most people simply assume that everyone adopts the same "technique" when it comes to doing the paperwork, but there are many different variations on getting the same job done. The roll to the left cheek, the roll to the right cheek, standing up, sitting down, the "birdie". And that's before we even start talking about the paperwork itself - the single sheet (for the brave/foolish), the double over, the treble over (for particularly "moist" work), the "fistful of dollars" approach. The permutations are seemingly endless!
thought you were off to lunch?
as you asked, I'll be seeing you at watford you'll be pleased to know (even tho it might actually be our move date!)
Like a rubiks cube.
I don't know how to do them though.
suz, its the best question ever! I remember the time so well when i worked out not everyone stays sitting when they 'wipe'! I was in the minority of sitdown wipers, mostly everyone else (i performed a wipe survey in by old firm, 35 people) was standing to perform this! I couldnt believe it!
Off it is dead right, people just think everyone does it the same. Interesting
Except for the Tottenham fan.
Shyster
I'm not touching him again
How long have you got?
Actually, probably better I tell you AFTER you've had your lunch!
Apparently you do a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and then shake your bum
I think they had the stand up/sit down debate too (which always springs to mind when rothko posts his petitions)
i don't suppose i'd have minded too much had i not been sober and been in a curry house enjoying my lamb koftas at the time!