Bog roll

Carter

MCS

Do you remember how <PRIVACY BREACH> told us theey did it?

The concourse was silenced and shocked. And I cannot look at the appliances in the shower quiete the same anymore.

Off_it

Did they do it "mediterranean" style?

JWADDICK

Is this thread related to the one a couple of days ago called "Smear Campaign"?

AFKABartram

this discussion is calling to be SINKED....

JWADDICK

[cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]this discussion is calling to be SINKED....

Sunk? Shurely shome mishtake

Off_it

[cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]this discussion is calling to be SINKED....

Seconded!

And the person who started it - and the "smear campaign" one - should be banned for life!!!

Badger

Better off just using your hands,more healthier? Or don't you wash your hands after you've been to the toilet.

carlsberg

you are joking?

Badger

No? And it's cheaper,wot if there's no bog roll in the toilets.

carlsberg

seriously fella! if you got one of them chuff washing things then fine but.........seriously?!

Badger

Once you've washed your hands you won't notice the difference, honest?

carlsberg

Im begining to realise why your called badger!

suzisausage

do badgers use their hands/claws. surely they'd use the nearest bush/leaves?

carlsberg

I meant the saying 'you smell like a badgers ass mate' personally i dont know wat a badgers ass smells like but imagine its pretty bad having no toilet paper an all. is that a saying? i dont know. all i know is that wiping your arse with your hand is the most ransid thing ive ever heard!

badger, what if there's no bog roll, you do your deed and then find out that there's no soap?

Salad

anyone ever had colonic irrigation?!!

Sco

[cite]Posted By: Salad Spinner[/cite]anyone ever had colonic irrigation?!!

I don't know anyone in the army, let alone someone from the top brass who'd water my garden.

Rothko

hehe, excellent work on this thread