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Ravel Morrison - Literary genius

Uboat
Uboat Posts: 12,205
edited February 2012 in Other Football and Sports
"Crack head ? Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week."

If ever there was anyone who should do their talking on the pitch, I think it's this bloke.
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  • Is this the recent he's "getting done" about a homophobic comment?
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    He sounds like a very level headed young man and I for one fully expect him to be the next Messi.
  • He sounds like a very level headed young man and I for one fully expect him to be the next Messi.
    Apparently very talented but also telling that Man U cut him adrift after giving him a few last chances to sort himself out. In the past they have been very loyal to players who have fallen foul of the law and/or the tabloids but in this case they decided enough was enough.

  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,205
    The West Ham fans will love him, I'm sure.
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    Dismal punctuation.

    Was this was his response to a tweet from Sir Alex?
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,219
    That's the problem with Twitter. I've spent most of my life only suspecting what scumbags most players are, with the occasional really bad one hitting the papers. Now I know for a fact nearly all of them are proper spanners, and I hear it straight from the horse's mouth. It would be depressing if everyone hadn't already seen it coming
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,916
    "Crack head ? Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week."

    If ever there was anyone who should do their talking on the pitch, I think it's this bloke.

    More tea vicar !

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited February 2012
    "Crack head ? Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week."

    Is this a Rap?
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,438
    With a silent 'c'
  • MattD
    MattD Posts: 1,530
    Half the people on my facebook talk like that, doesnt seem anything unordinary to me to be honest.
    Good use of the word 'faggot' if anything

    This is why twitters good. People think footballers are different, but there not, now everyone can see it for themselves.

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  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,438
    Hurrah! Now we can see that footballers are just as moronic as some 'ordinary folk'.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Shows money doesn't buy class or respect
  • He's a fella that grew up in a dump and with people that have gone down the wrong path, not sure what people expect from him.

    He clearly isn't the sharpest tool in the box & hasn't realised the opportunity he has, or perhaps he just really doesn't care.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,205
    I accept all that, but if I was his agent I'd tell him to get off twitter and generally keep his mouth shut.
    Mind you, maybe he did and the tweet was Ravel's response.
  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    Lots of people grew up in rough areas but not all of them turn out like this arsewipe! It`s not about what others expect from him, it`s about what he is prepared to do for himself that matters!
  • jdsd42
    jdsd42 Posts: 1,500
    cannot believe he can type and now wondering who turned on his lap top......mind those fisher price ones are easy to use.

    If he was that Good and worth saving he would still be at Man United.

    he is made for Alladyce
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    Who gives a shit
  • Who gives a shit
    Exactly!!!
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,219
    Who gives a shit
    You should write speeches
  • ColinTat
    ColinTat Posts: 2,794
    Grew up on the wrong tracks! What a load of shite. He grew up in a generation that were better served by a political party, trying to eradicate child poverty, than any other generation; and it probably won't happen again. I suspect most of our great/grandfathers worked their arse off in poverty, left school before they were teens, and were able to read/write and have a political opinion of whatever persuasion.

    Pisses of utter human detritus like him have no idea on deprived areas. I hate Tottenham, but going back to the 60's and the Don McCullin's photos in the Tate at the moment you can see the effects of real poverty and lost generations in London; i know he's lancastrian.

    Frankly anyone who finds this sort of thing funny, is a witless moron. The mindless co-opting of cod-jamaican-rap-speak is hilarious in it's lack of jocularity. The use of language and wit by the working class was all about patter and duplicity. Gees an original yer momma joke is beyond this guy. This guy just fucked wit, and sucked tit, before entering another doomed feeble-minded English football career. And we wonder why French, Italians, Spanish and many other nationalities can analyse and think in game past 4-4-2.

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  • Bet you're pleased to get that off your chest, Colin !
  • jdsd42
    jdsd42 Posts: 1,500
    Who gives a shit
    hi ravel
  • jdsd42
    jdsd42 Posts: 1,500
    Grew up on the wrong tracks! What a load of shite. He grew up in a generation that were better served by a political party, trying to eradicate child poverty, than any other generation; and it probably won't happen again. I suspect most of our great/grandfathers worked their arse off in poverty, left school before they were teens, and were able to read/write and have a political opinion of whatever persuasion.

    Pisses of utter human detritus like him have no idea on deprived areas. I hate Tottenham, but going back to the 60's and the Don McCullin's photos in the Tate at the moment you can see the effects of real poverty and lost generations in London; i know he's lancastrian.

    Frankly anyone who finds this sort of thing funny, is a witless moron. The mindless co-opting of cod-jamaican-rap-speak is hilarious in it's lack of jocularity. The use of language and wit by the working class was all about patter and duplicity. Gees an original yer momma joke is beyond this guy. This guy just fucked wit, and sucked tit, before entering another doomed feeble-minded English football career. And we wonder why French, Italians, Spanish and many other nationalities can analyse and think in game past 4-4-2.
    well said
  • Bet you're pleased to get that off your chest, Colin !
    He's not wrong though.
  • Love all the hand-wringing apologists saying he grew up in a deprived area. Send some of these little c***s to Afghanistan, or Sudan, or Bangladesh, or Somalia and have them grow up there. Bit of a difference between having 'PS3 envy' when the next little shitbag down your road has the latest games console five days before you and having 'water envy' when the poor c*** in the hovel next to you manages to eke enough cholera-infested water out of the ground to sustain his kids for another week.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,385
    edited February 2012
    as above ... rarely has a nail been so accurately clubbed on the head ...
  • olster
    olster Posts: 1,402
    Fixed.
    That's the problem with Twitter. I've spent most of my life only suspecting what scumbags most players people are, with the occasional really bad one hitting the papers. Now I know for a fact nearly all of them us are proper spanners, and I hear it straight from the horse's mouth. It would be depressing if everyone hadn't already seen it coming
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,255
    They all say that they are souljas and warriors so lets send them to a war zone.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,205
    You want to give Ravel Morrison a gun?
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    edited February 2012
    You want to give Ravel Morrison a gun?
    That's my reply to the "bring back national service" brigade. Do you really want to give these kids military training?