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Caption Competition - The Gaffer and Powelly

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  • Swerve
    Swerve Posts: 1,244
    Bromley Addicks send in enforcer to ensure everyone pays their membership fee.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Powell to AFKA

    "Is that bulge in your pocket a phone or does this man love for me really exist?"
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Powelly.. "no need to stand up mate... oh sorry..."
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,922
    CP - Look I even printed it off your website, white trainers on a man your age is a no no.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,922
    So you want me to cross off Ade Edmonson from player of the year dinner?
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,788
    CP: "Right, that's sorted then. You & Henry take out the security guards after Scotty Wagstaff has distracted them by falling over and crying to anyone who'll listen,little chris can sneak in through the air vents".

    AFKA: "What about Lookout?"

    CP: *sigh*
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,077
    some of these answers have me in tears ... superb ... keep it going
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,125
    Powelly.. "no need to stand up mate... oh sorry..."
    You've got that joke the wrong way around.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,638
    Is this where you want me to write "sorry"
  • Deadred
    Deadred Posts: 1,514
    edited March 2012
    Powelly.. "no need to stand up mate... oh sorry..."
    You've got that joke the wrong way around.
    Nah, it's fine assuming the ending is 'oh sorry you are standing up'..............wonder how close I am getting to a red card?

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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,310
    CP "He's a mysteron, he's a mysteron, he's not"

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,908
    CP: You've got Goonerhater down on your list as 'right wing - one trick pony'. But what about his impressive vegetable growing ?
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    CP: Look at this picture of the bird from countdown.... I definitely would!
  • Deadred
    Deadred Posts: 1,514
    CP "He's a mysteron, he's a mysteron, he's not"

    My name was there then Henry, been telling you that for ages but no one believes me.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,908
    CP: Carol Vordaman, yes, Jane McDonald, hell yes, Cheryl Baker, possibly, Sonia from Eastenders, you've got to be kidding me !
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    CP to AFKA

    "If you ring this number my tailor will sort out those cuffs and trouser bottoms for you"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,310
    17th April - Pairs quiz - TO BE CONFIRMED

    16th May - Richard Murray
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,310
    AFKA "So these are the cumulative scores from our match by match player ratings. I wondered what you thought of them?"

    CP "You need to get out more"
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,966
    "Okay, Sir Chris ..... you just pick a username, and I'll sort the rest"
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    'It says right here on my rider that I only drink wine made from grapes pressed on the thighs of virgins. And you bring me orange juice?'

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  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    SCP: 'Bloody hell Dan, look what that bloke Ackworth's said about me here!''
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,288
    Look, I'm sorry Chris but how was I supposed to know you were Kane87?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,310
    Best. Thread. Ever.
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    CP: Look here, I've looked up the term 'man love'... and I'm a bit worried!
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,276
    CP: Do you know that you have a black Velcro ball stuck to your back, young man?
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,914
    CP: "I knew it was on here somewhere, let's do Father & Son by Boyzone, I love that record".
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,589
    CP - I have quite clearly stated that any thread with these topics should be sunk.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,077
    " Danny ... Danny ..... ahhh here's one ... Hollands ... mmm ahh ... another ... Green .... are you sure I signed you as well?"
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,681
    'hang on, hang on a minute I've counted 18 blokes doing a sex wee over me... What kind if weird site are you running here!'
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,922
    See it says here - 50 quid on us winning the league.

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