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Caption Competition - The Gaffer and Powelly

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    edited March 2012
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    edited March 2012
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  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    edited March 2012
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  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    'It says right here on my rider that I only drink wine made from grapes pressed on the thighs of virgins. And you bring me orange juice?'
    AFKA: "Do you know how hard it is to find any virgins round here? Unless... does it matter if they're male?"


    (have a feeling I'm going to get in trouble for this one...)
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    AFKA: Have you seen my magic watch?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    afka 'dont look..dont loooook..she's right behind us, pretend your writing or something...so, would ya?'
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Powell: All I said was I thought Danny Greens house was a bit small and I wonder what he did with all his money, how do I know what kind of fridge he was?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    "So, given the huge profit you make from Charlton Life, I assume I can book you one of the seats on the flight for the Carlisle game"
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    CP: £7 for how many pages of photos?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,588
    So AFKA, if you use trap 1, it will be smoke free.
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    edited March 2012
    Of course I can't read what it says, I went to the same comprehensive as Harry Redknapp.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    You gave Hamer how many?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    When I said I wanted all the names of the people who made negative comments on the "Sorry Chris I have to disagree" thread, I meant that I wanted all the names not just some of them. Now go away and give me the complete list.
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    "Look Danny, us in the dug-out want to join in too. So have I got it right now? 'Your sister is your Mother......?' "
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,736
    edited March 2012
    CP: No I cant ask Kevin Cash to pay for your new roof and the players are not interested in buying you a TV.
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,344
    "Sorry Dan but that's really not a full press-up."
  • lo fi
    lo fi Posts: 80
    SCP - i agree that "Chrissy Powell, Chrissy Powell, Chrissy Powell" is so lame as a chant. But i do like this suggestion of "I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy thing (chrissy powell yeah)". Then all of your CL members can have sex wees and legitimate man love.
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,736
    CP: it clearly says no member of Charlton Life allowed within 500 yards of me and my staff. Now f**k off before I call the police.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    'So I've got the 1895 map here and you can clearly see that Charlton is in Kent'
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,736
    CP: Masicat hit who?!? Noted. No more swearing in the second half.
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    CP: "I don't care if you can move those beer mats by breaking wind, I'm still not sponsoring you"
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    CP: "I don't care if you can move those beer mats by breaking wind, I'm still not sponsoring you"
    Ha, ha, quality
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    SCP:
    "Hey, Danny ..... you're even tubbier than Peter Garland."
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    CP: So Gary got the boys, Tulisa the girls, and Louis the over 25. Somehow out of this list of shite we've got to select 4 groups.....
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    "Sorry Dan but that's really not a full press-up."
    This is my favourite so far.


  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    SCP:

    "These player ratings are nonsense. You can't give Waggy only a 3".
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    SCP: No I will not look into your eyes..... this is getting awkward now....
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Lady behind:"Can someone plug in the bloke in the pink top, his lead's come loose again"
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    edited March 2012
    SCP: "I dont care who you are Mr Redknapp, I dont want a bank account in Monaco"
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited March 2012
    Powell 'Boy, take this urine sample to this address', 'and don't drink it on the way!'

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