Was just speaking to a bloke in work who's going out on a date tonight with a bird he met on the net.
Now apart from the obvious, i hope it's not a guy or the picture isn't 15 years old. What's your views on it?
Is it a bit strange meeting a stranger from the internet to take out or is it just another reasonable option to the single?
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I once did a runner from some scary scottish nurse who's picture must have been taken ten or fifteen years prior, she weren't too chuffed, but as I am a gentleman (of course) you can imagine just how bad she was to make me do that, personality mainly.. it was involuntary, my legs just took me when she was in the lav, and suddenly i was pegging it down the road at high speed. I did text her sorry I had to go but not before she had left a very abusive VM.
What do all the single men on dating sites have in common? They're all married! Boom boom.
and its free.
Plus I have a couple mates who internet date and they've got up to all sorts of shenanigans!
One of them got a nice Brazilian girl.
The other got a big fat Welsh lesbian.
Just be aware, there's some strange people out there. Women tend to
lieover exaggerate when filling out their profile, normally describing themselves as very attractive, a social butterfly who loves going to parties etc. If they're such a catch, what are they doing on dating sites?Also, watch out for all the scammers on the free sites (mainly in russia). You can normally spot them easily enough.
Like Razil, I also had one who used a pre-war photo and was naturally disappointed when we met, but going by the conversations we'd had previously, a bunk up was on the cards so who was I to turn it down??
Curvy = fat
Bubbly = dont stop talking
likes romantic night in = boring
They matched me up with my missus!
The only one i really know is Plenty of fish, but that seems really seedy and unlikely to meet a decent bird on there?
Been on plenty of fish and its rubbish, loads of fat birds and scammers on there. If you're serious i hear match.com is one of the best. You have to pay for it, but it also means they'll be less scammers or time wasters on there.
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Fun = Annoying
Lives life to the full = alcoholic
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open Minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
Professional = Bitch
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