I met my EX Wife online, but the bonus was that she was a beautiful blonde who looked like farrah faucett majors in her prime, she is also american so i get to live in the USA forever (not sure if thats a boon or not? we live in a bubble here), of course it was all too good to be true and she was suffering from some form of autism or something that came out a few years later, she seemed normal for about a year! but i have messed around on there before and had some fun times, its amazing how people make themselves look thin and pretty in a pic, including me haha...now i have a 23yr old girlfriend ( i am 47!) heres a pic of us, odd couple!, but didnt meet this one online, i swear its all true lol
Reading this thread with interest as my circumstances have recently changed. Would the fact that I have a huge cock (the helmet is the size and shape of a medium sized bag of satsumas...) hinder me in the dating game ?
Reading this thread with interest as my circumstances have recently changed. Would the fact that I have a huge cock (the helmet is the size and shape of a medium sized bag of satsumas...) hinder me in the dating game ?
lot of fruit lovers out there, you should be fine
I have got a cock the size of a grape and I bang about twenty birds a night, that is on a quiet night as well!
You can get some terrible dates, and you can get some really flaky women coming your way, but you know it's worth it to see what happens, and as lots on here have said, you'll meet people you never would, and that's the best bit
I've said this before, but I want to be Florida Addick when I grow up.
its not all fun...they talk all the time and (like a poodle), need constant attention and treats..shiny things are like magnets to young american girls and hypnotizes them!!
example "awwww Honey, that shiny thing looks sooooo cute (does the your getting it tonight smile), me "yer but you have 12 of them already", her "but i havent got that one...awww perleeeezzzzzeeee?" me "(am i really getting it tonight look) well if your good today?" and it goes on..then i fall asleep in front of the footie at 1130pm at night whilst shes counting up her treasure chest.
I've said this before, but I want to be Florida Addick when I grow up.
its not all fun...they talk all the time and (like a poodle), need constant attention and treats..shiny things are like magnets to young american girls and hypnotizes them!!
example "awwww Honey, that shiny thing looks sooooo cute (does the your getting it tonight smile), me "yer but you have 12 of them already", her "but i havent got that one...awww perleeeezzzzzeeee?" me "(am i really getting it tonight look) well if your good today?" and it goes on..then i fall asleep in front of the footie at 1130pm at night whilst shes counting up her treasure chest.
You're just trying to make me feel better - thanks. ;-)
Actually, a mate of mine married an American "girl" - he reported that one room in his house now contained her clothes and another contained her shoes!
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sorry, pics attached, strange life eh, and all because i met a girl on a pen friend site online in 1998
He's me in 20 years time but ill have slightly better hair ;-)
I can't think
And getting caught in the rain?
*rubs hands together ala Steptoe*
example "awwww Honey, that shiny thing looks sooooo cute (does the your getting it tonight smile), me "yer but you have 12 of them already", her "but i havent got that one...awww perleeeezzzzzeeee?" me "(am i really getting it tonight look) well if your good today?" and it goes on..then i fall asleep in front of the footie at 1130pm at night whilst shes counting up her treasure chest.
Actually, a mate of mine married an American "girl" - he reported that one room in his house now contained her clothes and another contained her shoes!