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Any Relaxation Tips?

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edited June 2012 in Not Sports Related
This might sound a bit weird, but I've been told that I need to find time to relax. I find it tough to find space and time for myself to relax. I've recently been given some breathing techniques to help me, but it's still very early days. I was wondering what advice other people are able to offer.
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  • Robbo on the wingRobbo on the wing
    Masturbation
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Self hypnosis. Easy to do and very effective. Google it.
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    Thai sticks.
  • ScrappyCAFCScrappyCAFC
    same as robbo, have a wank.
  • StigStig
    1. Read up on NLP and find out how to set a relaxation anchor that you can use to put yourself in a relaxed state.
    2. Get yourself a relaxing hobby - I guess that fly fishing is the classic relaxing one, not that I've tried it.
    3. Get yourself a shed.
  • Saga LoutSaga Lout
    When I complained to my doctor about trouble sleeping he suggested I read a book before bedtime.

    Playing the guitar also relaxes me, so I suppose it's that old stalwart "get a hobby".
  • ChicagoAddickChicagoAddick
    Stop supporting Charlton Athletic.

    More seriously writing works for me. I would also add reading, painting and 20 minute naps.
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    Join Rowhill Grange Spa and enjoy...
  • MacronateMacronate
    knocking one out to whale noises
  • IdleHansIdleHans
    Swim. It gets you fit, it's low impact (admittedly it's boring, but it does free your brain) and you will sleep like an absolute log.
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  • shine166shine166
    Masturbation

    That and a bong
  • adsads
    if you're not satisfied with the knuckle shuffle you could try meditation or yoga, or go for a long run, failing that an 8 pack of special brew works
  • JTJT
    A massive joint
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    ket
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    1. Read up on NLP and find out how to set a relaxation anchor that you can use to put yourself in a relaxed state.
    2. Get yourself a relaxing hobby - I guess that fly fishing is the classic relaxing one, not that I've tried it.
    3. Get yourself a shed.
    Then have a wank
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    edited June 2012
    Seems that there are a lot of wankers on here ;0)
  • sam3110sam3110
    draw stuff, but do it from a picture in your head
    keep fish
    read more books
    have a wank
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Watch replays of England matches. Asleep in no time.
  • sralansralan
    watching the last 5 minutes of a CAFC match..... or maybe not.
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    edited June 2012
    turn on the tumble drier. Don't know why but I always find it a comfort when I'm alone in the kitchen clearing up.
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  • StigStig
    1. Read up on NLP and find out how to set a relaxation anchor that you can use to put yourself in a relaxed state.
    2. Get yourself a relaxing hobby - I guess that fly fishing is the classic relaxing one, not that I've tried it.
    3. Get yourself a shed.
    Then have a wank
    That's what the shed's for ;-)

  • golfaddickgolfaddick
    cup of tea, feet up, watching TV (on your own - no wife / kids/etc)
  • MacronateMacronate
    cup of tea, feet up, watching Channel 955 (on your own - no wife / kids/etc)
    this

  • March51March51
    Poplcon, what exactly is the difficulty with 'finding space and time' to relax? For instance long work hours, young family, commuting, or all three? Don't mean to be nosey about your private life but a little more background would be useful and would help with suggestions.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    cup of tea, feet up, watching TV (on your own - no wife / kids/etc)
    Hold on, the missus is out tonight, what the f**k am I doing on here? See you all in 5 minutes.
  • Danny AddickDanny Addick
    Exercise is vital, releases everything. So surprising how well this works. Swimming is great but anything will do that makes your heart pump.
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Exercise is vital, releases everything. So surprising how well this works. Swimming is great but anything will do that makes your heart pump.
    So we're back to wanking again ? ;0)

  • adsads
    Exercise is vital, releases everything. So surprising how well this works. Swimming is great but anything will do that makes your heart pump.
    this, or have a read of this http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Rough-Guide-Happiness-Reference/dp/1848360150 , plenty of good advice re: exercise and relaxation

  • smudge7946smudge7946
    Exercise is vital, releases everything. So surprising how well this works. Swimming is great but anything will do that makes your heart pump.
    this, or have a read of this http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Rough-Guide-Happiness-Reference/dp/1848360150 , plenty of good advice re: exercise and relaxation

    Then put the book down and masturbate furiously.
  • PopIconPopIcon
    edited June 2012
    Poplcon, what exactly is the difficulty with 'finding space and time' to relax? For instance long work hours, young family, commuting, or all three? Don't mean to be nosey about your private life but a little more background would be useful and would help with suggestions.
    Firstly thanks for all the wanking tips, greatly recived. Was surprised no one mentioned the laying on your arm until it goes numb technique.

    In answer to the question, I do 12 hour days inc travel, that's not really a problem through. It's the rest of the time my brain is constantly ticking over and I never feel rested. I'm constantly tired too.

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