So what is the punitive punishment, dear pundit? You've puntured our fun rather like those punctuation punks. Take a punt on some puny puns, you might like it!!!!
I gave a beggar standing outside some crappy shop a quid this morning. The beggar fainted. Suddenly, an ambulance pulled up and carted the bloke away. The ambulanceman said it was a Pundstretcher.
Would have been here earlier but got a PUNcture on the way home. I was going so fast at the time, my car nearly sPUN out of control......................................
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Didn't realise you were a site administrator
Not "look at me", just a bit of fun
Try it some time!
So the barman gave her one.