give her the tin-tac, 'Orrible cow, if only they knew the pain it causes men like you, all bald and that... you have my upmost sympathy, stay strong brother and just tell yaself your not bothered about it like davemehmet did/does!
give her the tin-tac, 'Orrible cow, if only they knew the pain it causes men like you, all bald and that... you have my upmost sympathy, stay strong brother and just tell yaself your not bothered about it like davemehmet did/does!
This !. Next time she says it, ask her if she wants some slippers for her tits
I was going to say theres not a lot you can do about it , but isn't there some kind of Mousse you can rub in , 'regain' or something , don't know if it works , or there's the Wayne Rooney route, must be quite common in men , thinning out , not the Wayne Rooney route.
The most annoying thing is what we balding rockabilly's call " hair wasters". Middle aged blokes with a great head of hair and no style whatsoever... :-D
give her the tin-tac, 'Orrible cow, if only they knew the pain it causes men like you, all bald and that... you have my upmost sympathy, stay strong brother and just tell yaself your not bothered about it like davemehmet did/does!
This !. Next time she says it, ask her if she wants some slippers for her tits
Thought losing my hair would bother me when I was fifteen but now at thirty nine I couldn't care less. In fact, if offered a full head of hair I'd say 'nah'. One less stress to worry about so embrace it mate.
Frown at the top of her head a few times, and when she asks you what you're doing tell her she's getting a little bald patch too, and press your finger on the top of her head to show her where it is. She'll be patting her head for months.
And then tell her you're getting a denture as well.
You're all very gung ho, but I have estimated that I will look like a twat when I'm bald. My head is just that bit too small. I first noticed that i was thinning a bit about eight years ago, but I'm still hanging on in there. Due to my insecurity I did research ways of keeping it, but anything that might actually work is far too expensive.
The funny thing is that my brothers, 5 and 9 years younger than me, have taken the piss about my balding ways. I don't think they've really thought it through.
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I was going to say theres not a lot you can do about it , but isn't there some kind of Mousse you can rub in , 'regain' or something , don't know if it works , or there's the Wayne Rooney route, must be quite common in men , thinning out , not the Wayne Rooney route.
Anyway, Chunes - balding happens, bald is a choice, shave it!
My hair is staying so far luckily, but it's gettin greyer!
And then tell her you're getting a denture as well.
By the way, why is this in "Jokes..." category?
The funny thing is that my brothers, 5 and 9 years younger than me, have taken the piss about my balding ways. I don't think they've really thought it through.