get yourself one of these bad boys................
Ahh, the Osage or Pawnee native american style. (The Mohawks did not have this cut - they hand-plucked (ouch!) all but a small square patch of their hair - this to make them much less of a target for scalp-hunters. Hollywood has a lot to answer for.)
give her the tin-tac, 'Orrible cow, if only they knew the pain it causes men like you, all bald and that... you have my upmost sympathy, stay strong brother and just tell yaself your not bothered about it like davemehmet did/does!
This !. Next time she says it, ask her if she wants some slippers for her tits
or rub some toilet paper on her tits saying 'look what its done for your arse'
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Coincidence? I think not.
with technology they do some lovely ones these days that barely notice
Hey, that looks disturbingly similar to my log on picture!