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LeaburnForEngland
LeaburnForEngland Posts: 2,291
edited October 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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Would you get messy with Massey?
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  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,254

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    Would you get messy with Massey?

    The referee's a wan ...................err most definately
  • She can blow my whistle as I take a dive in the box yes siree!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Yeah
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,254

    She can blow my whistle as I take a dive in the box yes siree!

    lol
  • Yes, I'd handle in her area.
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,000
    Without a doubt yes.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    I'd play the advantage and can guarantee they'll be no simulation from me..............................




    That's a yes by the way..........................
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,567
    pretty sure richard keys and andy grey would...
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Not if it's a red card day
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  • I'd expect her to flag as I went in recklessly from behind
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg0WlPm1RKE

    I think Vermaelen has beaten us to it (apologies for the awful music)
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    i would but fear she'd book me for using my tackle from behind.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844

    I'd expect her to flag as I went in recklessly from behind

    Just so you know I actually laughed out loud at that one.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    She would have to be wearing the refs kit...
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Professional foul

    No
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Naturally, her eyesight will be shit so i'd probably stand half a chance.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    In her ref's gear yes
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Yes...but only if she has a nice personality.
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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    do the dance of the seven flags ..
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Can I change ends at half time?
  • Would i be penalised for going down in her box?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240

    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.

    Only if it crosses the line. The whole way, getting the keepers thumbs and stamping it in is not a goal
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.

    Only if it crosses the line. The whole way, getting the keepers thumbs and stamping it in is not a goal
    That's me f*cked then!
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    I bumped into her the other day and said that I thought that whole Andy Gray thing was a load of nonsense. "Tell me something I don't know!" she replied.

    So I explained the offside rule to her.

    It's a yes from me, by the way.
  • I would.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240

    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.

    Only if it crosses the line. The whole way, getting the keepers thumbs and stamping it in is not a goal
    That's me f*cked then!
    Haha just keep working the channels and you should spring the trap and slot one in

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.

    Only if it crosses the line. The whole way, getting the keepers thumbs and stamping it in is not a goal
    That's me f*cked then!
    Haha just keep working the channels and you should spring the trap and slot one in

    Oh i work the channels ok.... 654, 655, 621 etc