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Football Related Would ya?

LeaburnForEnglandLeaburnForEngland
edited October 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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Would you get messy with Massey?
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    charltonbobcharltonbob
    LeaburnForEngland said:

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    Would you get messy with Massey?

    The referee's a wan ...................err most definately
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    AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    She can blow my whistle as I take a dive in the box yes siree!
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Yeah
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    charltonbobcharltonbob
    AddickUpNorth said:

    She can blow my whistle as I take a dive in the box yes siree!

    lol
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Yes, I'd handle in her area.
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    thenewbiethenewbie
    Without a doubt yes.
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    tangoflashtangoflash
    I'd play the advantage and can guarantee they'll be no simulation from me..............................




    That's a yes by the way..........................
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    moutuakillamoutuakilla
    pretty sure richard keys and andy grey would...
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Not if it's a red card day
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
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    MortimericianMortimerician
    I'd expect her to flag as I went in recklessly from behind
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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg0WlPm1RKE

    I think Vermaelen has beaten us to it (apologies for the awful music)
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    MacronateMacronate
    i would but fear she'd book me for using my tackle from behind.
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Mortimerician said:

    I'd expect her to flag as I went in recklessly from behind

    Just so you know I actually laughed out loud at that one.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    She would have to be wearing the refs kit...
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    CarterCarter
    Professional foul

    No
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Naturally, her eyesight will be shit so i'd probably stand half a chance.
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    CarterCarter
    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line
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    cfgscfgs
    In her ref's gear yes
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    maybe_babymaybe_baby
    Yes...but only if she has a nice personality.
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    do the dance of the seven flags ..
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Can I change ends at half time?
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    RedvalleyeastRedvalleyeast
    Would i be penalised for going down in her box?
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    CarterCarter
    DaveMehmet said:

    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.

    Only if it crosses the line. The whole way, getting the keepers thumbs and stamping it in is not a goal
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Carter said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.

    Only if it crosses the line. The whole way, getting the keepers thumbs and stamping it in is not a goal
    That's me f*cked then!
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    RizzoRizzo
    I bumped into her the other day and said that I thought that whole Andy Gray thing was a load of nonsense. "Tell me something I don't know!" she replied.

    So I explained the offside rule to her.

    It's a yes from me, by the way.
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    I would.
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    CarterCarter
    DaveMehmet said:

    Carter said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.

    Only if it crosses the line. The whole way, getting the keepers thumbs and stamping it in is not a goal
    That's me f*cked then!
    Haha just keep working the channels and you should spring the trap and slot one in

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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Carter said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Carter said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Carter said:

    She'd get the line wrong, that can lead to all sorts of frustration and embarrassment as you celebrate a goal before its crossed the line

    But any hole's a goal.

    Only if it crosses the line. The whole way, getting the keepers thumbs and stamping it in is not a goal
    That's me f*cked then!
    Haha just keep working the channels and you should spring the trap and slot one in

    Oh i work the channels ok.... 654, 655, 621 etc
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