On his salary, you'd think he'd be able to afford to have someone to wipe his aris for him. "Groom Of The Stool" I believe is the correct term for this honoured position.
Bog roll is expensive anyway I tend to use the Asda smart price ones. Wiping your arse with money isn't much different to wiping your arse with the rip off posh stuff.
I hate Ridgewell for his antics on the pitch over the years, cheating with dives and handballs, running off to celebrate a goal he'd blatantly punched in the net
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I was told he's local but not sure where exactly.
"Groom Of The Stool" I believe is the correct term for this honoured position.
His parents still live in the Pantilles.
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