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"Celebrity" diving

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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Pammy on the skating!

    That is all...
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
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  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Saw the last five minutes of the diving - I assume they actually practiced and had some training ? How could you be that crap after some form of coaching ?

    Saw Galapagos last night - has David Otterlover sold out to Sky now ? Or was that just for the 3D ?

    I missed Africa - what time is it on tonight ?

    Sorry; more questions than answers!
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,221
    Alan Partridge's interview with Tony Hayers to pitch his ideas. The writers were before their time.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    PL54 said:

    Saw the last five minutes of the diving - I assume they actually practiced and had some training ? How could you be that crap after some form of coaching ?

    Saw Galapagos last night - has David Otterlover sold out to Sky now ? Or was that just for the 3D ?

    I missed Africa - what time is it on tonight ?

    Sorry; more questions than answers!

    Africa is on Wednesday. They repeat it on a Sunday around 5pm.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Africa was incredible. The experienced Giraffe ran the show
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    JT said:

    Africa was incredible. The experienced Giraffe ran the show

    An early highlight of the year. He had all the skills, it was the duck followed by the knockout blow that impressed me. That and the giant bird eating cannibal crickets!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    Those crickets made my skin crawl. Brave man who was recording those pictures.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,034
    ValleyGary said:

    Those crickets made my skin crawl. Brave man who was recording those pictures.

    When they all set on the injured one, that was awful.

    I thought the cave underneath the kalahari was amazing, imagine the stuff living in that underground lake.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Apparently Gareth Bale declined an offer to be on the show - said he didn't dive.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Apparently Watford were disqualified because they started diving getting off the team coach and walking into the aquatic centre.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    You shouldn't be watching ITV when Dad's Army is on the other side. They don't like it up 'em.

  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    They should consider draining the pool first.....now that would be entertaining!
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    or perhaps filling it with piranhas.
  • clivey_hero
    clivey_hero Posts: 328
    helen lederer's dive was like a burial at sea ....wished it was
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,601
    The first place for worst tv show in 2013 is now confirmed. No one could produce a bigger piece of shit than Splash !
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,991
    I see Nickey Bailey's in it next week.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    It's got a second series - astounding!!!

    Old Gabby must be struggling - she presents some right turkeys these days!
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    That fat.muppet from TOWIE is obviously last up as there wont be any water left in the pool afterwards

    pwopa WHOOSH
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    edited January 2014
    The fat thing diving in is gonna be TV gold

    The rest is awful
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,596
    ValleyGary said:

    The fat thing diving in is gonna be TV gold

    Would ya?
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Hell yeah
  • Solaraddick
    Solaraddick Posts: 460
    My wife tuned to this for a minute while channel-hopping...first time I've ever heard her say 'This is total b*ll*x'!!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Off_it said:

    It's got a second series - astounding!!!

    Old Gabby must be struggling - she presents some right turkeys these days!

    Good old British "lowest common denominator" TV. Any old format will do, assign it to a D-List presenter (or two), throw in some G-List celebrity whores.

    All thought up, commissioned, made, starred in and presented by a media class. Get your nose in the trough and you have a living for life serving up puerile shit to the brain dead masses.

    Right back to the Spanner FA Cup thread for some real entertainment...
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    edited January 2014
    Off_it said:

    Jesus Christ. Who in their right mind thought this would be good Saturday night viewing?

    Yeah. Shit....
    When's 'take me out' on?

    (I'm serious /my guilty secret)

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Now! Ha!
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,221
    Pearl Heenan
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    carly burn said:

    Off_it said:

    Jesus Christ. Who in their right mind thought this would be good Saturday night viewing?

    Yeah. Shit....
    When's 'take me out' on?

    (I'm serious /my guilty secret)

    Always good for a perv up
  • fatkit
    fatkit Posts: 294
    Roger Mellie called it right years ago "Celebrity Shit In a Bucket"

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