Horsemeat In Burgers: Tesco Removes Product

sralan

Tesco burgers are now sold as a first course....... Horse d'Oeuvres.

March51

No guessing where the pie-balds turn up!

killerandflash

Robbo on the wing said:

1st. I've just checked the Tesco burgers I have in my fridge.. and they're off.......
2nd. I always thought Tesco burgers were good.........good to soft in places
3rd. Aparently they are low in fat, but high in Shergar

That's the top 3? Shirely you can't be serious!

GreenWithEnvy

Mum's gone to Iceland. Oh hang on a minute, sorry, no she's gone to Ascot.

Callumcafc

BIG_ROB said:

They're now reporting traces of horse meat in the veggie burgers!

Are you sure it wasn't uniquorn?

AddickUpNorth

@Callumcafc - now that my friend was top class wit! CL's veggie brigade approve )

BIG_ROB

Callumcafc said:

BIG_ROB said:

They're now reporting traces of horse meat in the veggie burgers!

Are you sure it wasn't uniquorn?

I'll have a stewards to make sure

March51

Greenie said:

The Veggie burgers are no better ! they are full of Uni Quorn !!!

They're beginning to repeat on us.

EpsomAddick

Apparently, Morrissey now thinks that meat is Red Rum

Riviera

I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!

North Lower Neil

Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.

Sillybilly

I phoned tesco to get a price for their burgers. They said 14-1.

SuperCliveMendonca

robroy said:

I don't know about you but these burgers have given me the Trots!

Lame

Riviera

I like the Tesco Horse burger but I prefer my Lidl Pony....

Robbo on the wing

Riviera said:

I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!

Think this will make the top 3

MeebaumAzanitch

Just got to say - the wise-cracks and humour in this thread is just brilliant. Have been laughing for ages!

Lincsaddick

MeebaumAzanitch said:

Just got to say - the wise-cracks and humour in this thread is just brilliant. Have been laughing for ages!

me too .. so much talent !!

CAFCElite

I have eaten horse meat before...Horrible stuff!!!! Gave me the trots it did..

SuperCliveMendonca

Robbo on the wing said:

Riviera said:

I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!

Think this will make the top 3

buck off will it

North Lower Neil

I heard this only relates to those mini-burgers they do.

You know, the horse d'oeuvres.

O-Randy-Hunt

If you are into your horse meat, I'd get down tesco sharpish. Cant imagine they will be around furlong

You having that one robbo. Come on.

Riviera

If some of the tired, old repeated jokes on here were horses they'd be shot!

razil

just cos no one got my Beauty joke, what a mare

North Lower Neil

"Unexpected item in the bagging area".

razil

this ones a Beauty, so this one and this, and this




any better?

sralan

Trotters Independent Burgers....... Only Fools eat Horses.

nth_london_addick

Neighver thought this would get to 3 pages of jokes

sralan

Yup, this thread is an out and out stayer.

BIG_ROB

MeebaumAzanitch said:

Just got to say - the wise-cracks and humour in this thread is just brilliant. Have been laughing for ages!

Thanks, it means alot!

masicat

Went to check my burgers in the freezer to see if their from Tescos. They are.....................AND THEIR OFF..
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