Horsemeat In Burgers: Tesco Removes Product

guinnessaddick

If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas

sralan

So, Tescos are taking the burgers off the shelves. Bit like "shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted" :-)

daveaddick

If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas

LOL brilliant! Love this thread

thai malaysia addick

I was served a Tesco burger in my local pub. They denied it had any horse meat in it, but there's a bar steward's enquiry.

March51

This busines explains why, after I've eaten one of these burgers, I have a craving for six raw carrots and an apple for afters.All washed down with a bucket of water.

killerandflash

The head of Tescos goes home to his wife after spending all day defending his supermarket against the burger allegations
"You sound a little hoarse darling"
"Don't you f*cking start"

man_at_milletts

March51 said:

This busines explains why, after I've eaten one of these burgers, I have a craving for six raw carrots and an apple for afters.All washed down with a bucket of water.

So, it's you crapping in the street then is it?

Covered End

Tesco's have found horsemeat in their burgers.
Primark have found camel toe in their leggings.

Riviera

Covered End said:

Tesco's have found horsemeat in their burgers.
Primark have found camel toe in their leggings.

What again?

Robbo on the wing

1st. I've just checked the Tesco burgers I have in my fridge.. and they're off.......
2nd. I always thought Tesco burgers were good.........good to soft in places
3rd. I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!
3rd. If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas

guinnessaddick

Further checks on meat on sale in Tesco have shown Welsh dna in the lamb.

O-Randy-Hunt

Ahh come on robbo. What about my furlong one. Shirley that can squeeze into 3rd

March51

And why is Shergar missing? Should be in the frame...er...Shirley.

Robbo on the wing

March51 said:

And why is Shergar missing?

Apparently kidnapped.

guinnessaddick

Robbo on the wing said:

March51 said:

And why is Shergar missing?

Apparently kidnapped.

Shot and buried in Keshcarrigan, Co Leitrim

TelMc32

guinnessaddick said:

Robbo on the wing said:

March51 said:

And why is Shergar missing?

Apparently kidnapped.

Shot and buried packaged by Tesco in Keshcarrigan, Co Leitrim

Fixed it for you ;-)

SuperCliveMendonca

Robbo on the wing said:

1st. I've just checked the Tesco burgers I have in my fridge.. and they're off.......
2nd. I always thought Tesco burgers were good.........good to soft in places
3rd. I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!
3rd. If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas

So 3rd is a dead meat then ?

Rizzo

razil

daveaddick said:

If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas

my new fav

March51

kitchenchef said:

Aparently they are low in fat, but high in Shergar

Still a front runner in my book.

thai malaysia addick

Tesco burgers with Philly cheese anyone?

masicat

Jus bought some value range meat balls from Tescos. I have to say, they're the dogs bollox !

BIG_ROB

Due to the closure of HMV and Blockbuster,

you can now buy Steven Spielberg's 'War Horse'

At the food section in Tesco's....

Goonerhater

better check their ratatouille ill have the non rodent version if its poss

BaronPaolo

I ate some of these last yearling. Made me filly sick. A right mare.

Riviera

Tesco have launched the new Torres Burger.....

100% Pony!

Fortune 82nd Minute

Mildly amusing

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tesco-horse-burger-meat-hilarious-1543040

Callumcafc

Apparently some of the horses were molested before being put into the burgers at Tesco.

Police are asking people who knew Jimmy Saddle to come forward.

Stig

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=473577972702458&set=a.264742240252700.65195.208672135859711&type=1&theater

BIG_ROB

For fucks sake...please tell me that someone has checked Tesco's 'cock-a-leeky soup'