Palace fans being laughed at on talksport

Covered End

Except you Nigella, you complete twat. You're on our forum or hadn't you noticed ?

C_Jensens_Love_Child

That is a bite of epic proportion. Cheers Nigel now back to the circus please x

ValleyGary

Evening standard had the league table printed in it today with the london clubs in bold.

Palace in small font.

Even the shit rags know your not in London. Surrey mugs.

alan dugdale

We copy every club around us do we ? Give us a few examples Maestro please...

Friend Or Defoe

Brilliant, no one steals more than the glazers.

What do you call Millwall, is it something really witty like pikes?

Bolderhumphreyreid

Altogether now....It's.........maestro, it's.........maestro.

See it works on you as well.

Back to the land of "south London and proud", teenage cheerleaders, games helpers, goal music, wooden seats, ultras (from Surrey), some foreign song about loving it...and your name is Nigel.

Henry Irving

Eagles = Benfica (palaces real nickname is the Glaziers)

Red and blue stripes = Barca (palaces real colours are claret and blue

And a Charlton fan invented "spanners" as a nickname for Millwall fans. I remember it well.

Goonerhater

muurrry --------------murrrrrryyyyyy

nolly

Laughable that this harmless freak maestro is on here commenting but doesn't bother with charlton . Like I said they are fixated with us from countdown to charlton relegations to post of why they don't hate us that contradict themselves . Weird weird club and quite unique in the freak stakes .

cafctom

Does anybody else read maestro/Nigel's message with that grating nasal like voice in their head that only Crystal Palace Eagles franchise fans are capable of?

CharltonKerry

Never forget this famous saying
We can't take the piss out of shit.


Mind you are palarse the exception that proves the rule?

stonewallpenalty

cafctom said:

Does anybody else read maestro/Nigel's message with that grating nasal like voice in their head that only Crystal Palace Eagles franchise fans are capable of?

yes. exactly.typical laughable palace mug.

cafctom

Sounds a bit like zippy chewing on a rubber duck

Friend Or Defoe

Apparently they dropped the Glen..... last night.

People don't like millwall because of the wanabes and thugs, people don't like palace because of the strangeness, people don't hate us because we're normal. I don't get why that's meant to be a bad thing?

ISawLeaburnScore

Must be a parody surely? It fits the mould too well.

lordromford

PragueAddick said:

This business of shouting the goalscorers surname, they got it from Europe. I first heard it in Germany at WC06. Now it seems to be throughout the Bundesliga and has spread to the Czechs too.

Which is no kind of excuse....

True about it happening in Germany.
I went to a Schalke match at their old stadium, so must be 10-15 years ago and the goalscorer's surname thing blew me away. They actually did a thing where the announcer said something along the lines of asking who scored, then:
Announcer yells the forename
Crowd shout the surname
Announcer yells "danke" (thanks)
Crowd shouts "Bitte" (you're welcome)
Then they all went mental.

I thought it was awesome, but it was part of the supporters' culture there. It wouldn't work here.

Also Palace are no Schalke.

soapy_jones

Maestro is a bit raw with the public humiliation of his/her joke of a football club in the local radio media. So pissed is he/she that he/she feels compelled to come on to CL and slag US off. After all we have never changed our club colours, employed cheerleaders, played goal muzac. Never been so innovative as say kid for a quid, the Valley Party, fans director on the board. Valley Express... The bloke/tart is a prize cu&t of the highest order and can fuck off. Enjoy your run of good form.

I_Saw_Semedo_Score

maestro said:

Valley McMoist said:

I thought we invented the term 'stripey Nigels'

Don't flatter yourselves.

Millwall started it. You lot as usual copy every club around you instead of coming up with your own names.

Can you imagine us calling millwall 'spanners?' Would never happen.

Charlton = strange little club that no one even notices.

Do you know what the word irony means? Basically it's when.... fuck it. I despair.

Joke club, joke fans, always will be. I'm genuinely chuckling to myself while thinking about Palace. Below is a list of things respectable and admirable about your club:










































Good night.

maybe_baby

The main difference between us, scum and Nigels is that I've never known anyone to have scum or nigels as their second team. Mine is Udders BTW.

Michaelmon

maestro said:

Valley McMoist said:

I thought we invented the term 'stripey Nigels'

Don't flatter yourselves.

Millwall started it. You lot as usual copy every club around you instead of coming up with your own names.

Can you imagine us calling millwall 'spanners?' Would never happen.

Charlton = strange little club that no one even notices.

Mureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cafctom

'Murrays' is actually just as fitting a nickname as 'Nigels' now I think about it.

Can just see it now, on Builders From Hell or Homes Under The Hammer or some similar sort of program - "Hello, I'm Nigel Murray from Croydon"

Brendan_O_Connell

We're just a traditional club with traditional values. We also have a history that no other club can rival (off of the field, I mean).

Palace have: Ultra's (which are 15 year old wannabe Italians). - you're from Surry not Rome!
Cheerleaders - You're from Surrey not Seattle!
Music after a goal is scored - You need this as your shitty ground has no atmosphere
A cringey PA announcer that tries to get the crowd going - Same as above
More goal music after the cringey bit - Same as above
South London and Proud written on their shirts - I need no comment here!

All of this effort for a shitty little crowd of about 15,000 that just sit there and do nothing anyway.

Palace are the laughing stock of football, they're everything that every other club doesn't want in our game.

They are obsessed with us as well, but claim they don't even notice us, even though I have read numerous reports of their fans singing anti Charlton songs.

They go on about us not being rivals as they think it winds us up. When will they get it?

We don't care what you think of us. We don't care if you love us/hate us/like us/fantasise about us or whatever.

We hate you and your shitty little tin pot plastic club!!!

Thank you.

1StevieG

Have they got Ronald McDonald as their marketing adviser?

Goonerhater

burning a CAFC scarf on u tube but not caring about us !

Hastingsaddick

Henry Irving said:

Eagles = Benfica (palaces real nickname is the Glaziers)

Red and blue stripes = Barca (palaces real colours are claret and blue

And a Charlton fan invented "spanners" as a nickname for Millwall fans. I remember it well.

Don't forget the Brazillian away shirts either.

Stig

Hastingsaddick said:

Henry Irving said:

Eagles = Benfica (palaces real nickname is the Glaziers)

Red and blue stripes = Barca (palaces real colours are claret and blue

And a Charlton fan invented "spanners" as a nickname for Millwall fans. I remember it well.

Don't forget the Brazillian away shirts either.

Didn't they also have some ridiculous reason when they had that shirt with the diagonal sash thing.

Addickted

Brendan_O_Connell said:

We're just a traditional club with traditional values. We also have a history that no other club can rival (off of the field, I mean).

Palace have: Ultra's (which are 15 year old wannabe Italians). - you're from Surry not Rome!
Cheerleaders - You're from Surrey not Seattle!
Music after a goal is scored - You need this as your shitty ground has no atmosphere
A cringey PA announcer that tries to get the crowd going - Same as above
More goal music after the cringey bit - Same as above
South London and Proud written on their shirts - I need no comment here!

All of this effort for a shitty little crowd of about 15,000 that just sit there and do nothing anyway.

Palace are the laughing stock of football, they're everything that every other club doesn't want in our game.

They are obsessed with us as well, but claim they don't even notice us, even though I have read numerous reports of their fans singing anti Charlton songs.

They go on about us not being rivals as they think it winds us up. When will they get it?

We don't care what you think of us. We don't care if you love us/hate us/like us/fantasise about us or whatever.

We hate you and your shitty little tin pot plastic club!!!

Thank you.

How can you diss a Club that invented "Eagles Express" which is still going strong...

What's that?

Oh.

As you were.

kafka

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maestro said:

Valley McMoist said:

I thought we invented the term 'stripey Nigels'

Don't flatter yourselves.

Millwall started it. You lot as usual copy every club around you instead of coming up with your own names.

Can you imagine us calling millwall 'spanners?' Would never happen.

Charlton = strange little club that no one even notices.

so Palace invented Ultras? Lol.

cafctom

Its not even a matter of "coming up with our own names". You are Nigels, its as simple as that.

How inventive is the nickname of "clowns" by the way.....Is there an actual basis to it? Anything witty? Go on Maestro.

I_Saw_Semedo_Score

cafctom said:

Its not even a matter of "coming up with our own names". You are Nigels, its as simple as that.

How inventive is the nickname of "clowns" by the way.....Is there an actual basis to it? Anything witty? Go on Maestro.

Come from those who attend the Selhurst Circus as well. Bizarre. Never could you hope to stumble across a more delusional bunch of spotty, goofy, greasy pikeys.