What are you infamous / famous for.

cfgs

I was once on a 999, reconstruction. Being an annoying wind up mechant who talks too much.

randy andy

DaveMehmet said:

I played football with jonjo shelvey's uncle

Snap! lol

Also played with Jon Jo's brother in that game, put him through 1 on 1 with the keeper and he blew it

March51

Once collected Mrs. Best's motor after George had had a couple and lost his temper the night before. Bloody draughty without windows!

uncle

randy andy said:

DaveMehmet said:

I played football with jonjo shelvey's uncle

Snap! lol

Also played with Jon Jo's brother in that game, put him through 1 on 1 with the keeper and he blew it

Hahaha.... I once picked up Jonjo shelvey turned him upside down a dipped his head in a muddy puddle for being stroppy.. Not sure I could manage that now.

NathanPrior

Being a ****

North Lower Neil

DanDavis said:

Told Russell Brand live on Big Brothers Big Mouth on E4 "Once you've seen one pair of boobs, you've seen them all"

Can't agree with that!

Miserableoldgit

NathanPrior said:

Being a ****

"Ponce" has 5*

maybe_baby

johnnybev1987 said:

Singing alot at work and coming out with stupid comments and getting in trouble in and out of work

Are we related?

North Lower Neil

Miserableoldgit said:

NathanPrior said:

Being a ****

"Ponce" has 5*

Which is 5 more than 'Run For Your Wife'.

Wheresmeticket

Being a c

cfgs

North Lower Neil said:

DanDavis said:

Told Russell Brand live on Big Brothers Big Mouth on E4 "Once you've seen one pair of boobs, you've seen them all"

Can't agree with that!

I do but feel I need to see a hell of a lot more just to prove my point.

johnny73

Created the honorary degree Curbs received from the Uni of Greenwich.

AddickUpNorth

Nothing. I'm just a waste of blood and organs.

valleyman1973

Was a ball boy at the "last game" at the valley vs stoke, sat in front of the covered end and had my picture taken for the mail on sunday with the most miserable looking face ever

Ormiston_Addick

ValleyGary said:

Became the first Englishman to win the Pennsylvanian State Soccer Championship in its 79 year history.

Also the first out of my mates to have a threesome.

But does two other blokes count.....:)

masicat

Returned a tin of paint because it had oil in it.
Knocked out a young one.

nolly

From behind

masicat

Nope, looked him square in the eye......

Saga Lout

I am Spartacus.

nolly

Knocked him out ? So he was cold out

masicat

zzzzzzzz

nth_london_addick

Huge fearless balls

nolly

So let's get this right you had a free shot on someone who was totally unaware and you were unable to keep him on the penny . Weak power

Athletico Charlton

I have had my picture in the LA Times (USA) and Christchuch Chronicle (NZ) and dated a pop stars daughter for a few months.

Stig

I had my balls drilled by an England captain.

They were bowling balls drilled by Dom Barrett.

Oakster

along with Charlton Charlie led a Charlton team to victory in a National Cup competition, beating Celtic & Palace enroute....

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and also the cup the previous year losing with dignity to Hibs in the Final, before later losing our dignity in a nightclub in Leeds.....

C_Jensens_Love_Child

Scored the goal of the game in 5 a side against a team with Wayne Routledge in it, it seemed to piss him off as he proceeded to rip us to shreds whilst not breaking a sweat.

AddickUpNorth

Not sure if this counts but I was the first lad in my year at school to sprout pubic hair. Found it quite embarrasing if I'm honest.

Addickted2TheReds

Beat Danny Haynes at FIFA 2-1 last Thursday. Chuffed, I have to admit. Especially as it was so soon after his wonder goal v Leicester.

alan dugdale

Being incorrectly indicted with the charge of kidnap at court as the madge read from the wrong sheet of paper.
Almost fainted.