Stupid situations eg. getting robbed at gunpoint in Colombia, getting stopped by police whilst carrying there, losing my passport in Ecuador, waking up after a favela party covered in footprints, getting chased by police in Peru...
My dad's godfather was undisputed world professional heavyweight boxing champion and held a number of world records including biggest/heaviest world champ. I myself have achieved fuck all. I've not even sparked out an unsuspecting 80s comedian under my own steam.
Left my wallet on the train today and it got handed into Witham police station with all my cash. First time that had ever happened apparently. Similarly, when I lost my passport in Vienna it was the first time a missing one had been handed in to the embassy. I ride my luck at times
My dad's godfather was undisputed world professional heavyweight boxing champion and held a number of world records including biggest/heaviest world champ. I myself have achieved fuck all. I've not even sparked out an unsuspecting 80s comedian under my own steam.
Not sure if this counts but I was the first lad in my year at school to sprout pubic hair. Found it quite embarrasing if I'm honest.
Um...how do you know?
Our games teacher Taff Thomas was very strict in making us all shower after PE and you notice things. Got so self concious of it that instead of strutting round going 'who's da man', I shaved 'em off til everyone caught up. Don't know why I've shared this.
Having a wonderful, about to be 54 year marriage with the love of my life. Producing two beautiful kids, one of whom, my daughter, has given me four beautiful Grandchildren. Having great relationships with extended family. All those wealthy people whose relationships are rubbish will never know what they are missing, I am the luckiest man alive.
Having a wonderful, about to be 54 year marriage with the love of my life. Producing two beautiful kids, one of whom, my daughter, has given me four beautiful Grandchildren. Having great relationships with extended family. All those wealthy people whose relationships are rubbish will never know what they are missing, I am the luckiest man alive.
2010, held a flip flop wearing nutjob (cold November) from scaling a barrier at the Armastice day in Whitehall, whom wanted to get to the Queen. Only after 30 OB had jumped him was I told that the snipers on the roof opposite had been pointing at him and would have taken the shot if needed.
As far as I know he never went to Millwall when he was living in Greenwich, he came to Charlton with me and some others from Sherrington. We bunked in and out if it was boring, went to the park with a pack of 5 Park Drive and coughed our little hearts out.
So that little line in his acceptance speech about the terraces of Millwall might have been a little white lie? Or perhaps he meant with Charlton away.
So that little line in his acceptance speech about the terraces of Millwall might have been a little white lie? Or perhaps he meant with Charlton away.
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Claiming the wicket of Richie Richardson in a village cricket match.
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I'm nearer 1 pint in 1.5 hours , 2 pints in 6.5 hours .... Pathetic
Only after 30 OB had jumped him was I told that the snipers on the roof opposite had been pointing at him and would have taken the shot if needed.
Thats a good one baldy. But I thought he was a Millwall fan?
from 46 secs he mentions Charlton etc but then the dreaded M word.
Me mum is in a new book about Charlton (the area, not the club)