Fun with movie titles
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The Maltese Falco
Humphrey Bogart stars as the man who covered "Rock Me Amadeus" with a Mediterranean twist1 -
Mutiny on the Bunty - staff of a famous comic for girls go on strike.2
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Peed - Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock get it on and enjoy a 'shower'2
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Singe White Female - savage cannibals capture English rose missionary's wife on deepest Africa.0
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Oceans 1- after annoying his friends Danny Ocean decides to rob a casino all by himself0
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Paulie, you finally understand the format!!!0
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Take away a letter, not a number....1
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I've run out of films and am now on books. Bound to be a lot of crossover though:
Three Men in a Boa - Jerome K Kerome’s tale of a killer snake
Brave New Word - Aldous Huxley tries his luck on Countdown
The Lord of the Ings - Sean Dyche’s autobiography
Lord of the Lies - JRR Tolkien can’t help making things up
On the Rad - Jack Kerouak looks for his clean shirt
The Prime of Miss Jean Rodie - Edinburgh schoolmistress gets a job lugging stuff around for a rock band
Cath 22 - Biography of a page 3 girl
The DaVinci Cod - Friday nights were always the same in Leonardo’s house
Lack Beauty - Anna Sewell’s story of a plain Jane
A Brief History of Tim - Stephen Hawking tells the story of the speaking clock
Chickens Up For The Soul - There’s nothing the hens like more than a bit of Marvin
Paddington Bar - A strange looking bear arrives from Peru and is desperate for a drink
Meet Me Under The Cock - Wartime drama involving two midgets and a giant phallus
The Second Alf - Self important nutter Roy Keane believes he is the reincarnation of Alf Ramsay
A Clockwork Range - After aversion therapy, Alex builds a stove powered by a giant key
The Girl With The Rag On Tattoo - A collection of disgusting inkworks
Little Omen - Meg and Jo foresee the death of the US ambassador
All Quiet On The Western Font - Nobody uses those cowboy typefaces very much
Miser - Skinflint author Steven King produces his shortest novel yet0 -
One with the Wind - One man's battle against flatulence.0
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Froze - Disney blockbuster; 2 sisters and a reindeer let it all go when their stream of the Charlton v Palace FA Cup 3rd round game keeps buffering0
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The Potman. The endearing tale of a chap reciting poetry as he collects the glasses in the pub.0
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Pollo 13 - big clutch of Spanish chickens are out of this world.3
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Di Another Day - English Princess really wishes she'd stayed in and gone out for a drive tomorrow.2
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Adington- the story of a dyslexic bear who ends up in a dodgy council estate in croydon1
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The woman in back- the story of Joesph fritz children4
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He Damned United - biopic of how one Scottish bloke came to be manager of Man U.2
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The Lord of the Ings one was quite funny. Put that in a seperate comment and you would have earned a lol there my friendStig said:I've run out of films and am now on books. Bound to be a lot of crossover though:
Three Men in a Boa - Jerome K Kerome’s tale of a killer snake
Brave New Word - Aldous Huxley tries his luck on Countdown
The Lord of the Ings - Sean Dyche’s autobiography
Lord of the Lies - JRR Tolkien can’t help making things up
On the Rad - Jack Kerouak looks for his clean shirt
The Prime of Miss Jean Rodie - Edinburgh schoolmistress gets a job lugging stuff around for a rock band
Cath 22 - Biography of a page 3 girl
The DaVinci Cod - Friday nights were always the same in Leonardo’s house
Lack Beauty - Anna Sewell’s story of a plain Jane
A Brief History of Tim - Stephen Hawking tells the story of the speaking clock
Chickens Up For The Soul - There’s nothing the hens like more than a bit of Marvin
Paddington Bar - A strange looking bear arrives from Peru and is desperate for a drink
Meet Me Under The Cock - Wartime drama involving two midgets and a giant phallus
The Second Alf - Self important nutter Roy Keane believes he is the reincarnation of Alf Ramsay
A Clockwork Range - After aversion therapy, Alex builds a stove powered by a giant key
The Girl With The Rag On Tattoo - A collection of disgusting inkworks
Little Omen - Meg and Jo foresee the death of the US ambassador
All Quiet On The Western Font - Nobody uses those cowboy typefaces very much
Miser - Skinflint author Steven King produces his shortest novel yet
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The Limitation Game - story of a football manager who believes in stopping teams score. It's a bit drawn out.0
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The last 5 ears- the story of a man with leprosay who is repeadtly given ear transplants.1
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Rebel without a case - James Dean travels light, as he only wears a red windbreaker & jeans.0
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Rear Widow - a recently bereaved woman decides to indulge in anal sex.0
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Pup Fiction - The sad tale of Fido's phantom pregnancy.
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Million ways to die in the wet - Suicidal Seattle residents share plans of their demise.1
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The eer hunter- Dyslexic rookie ENT doctor seeks volunteers to practise on.0
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Forrest Lump- A man runs into a tree.0
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Wall - Pixar take on the harrowing tale of post war Germany and the Eastern bloc0
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The Sience of the Lambs: David Attenborough explores the lives of Sheep, with some local Welsh Farmers0
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TranSpotting: A drug fuelled night in Soho, leads to a 'bender' like no other2
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Sum - the borstal boys learn arithmetic.0
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Mad Max Furry Road.
In a stark desert landscape where humanity is broken, two rebels just might be able to restore order: Max, a man of cute kittens and of few words, and Furiosa, a woman of unshaved action who is looking to make it back to her childhood homeland.0
