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  • The Maltese Falco

    Humphrey Bogart stars as the man who covered "Rock Me Amadeus" with a Mediterranean twist
  • Mutiny on the Bunty - staff of a famous comic for girls go on strike.
  • Peed - Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock get it on and enjoy a 'shower'
  • Singe White Female - savage cannibals capture English rose missionary's wife on deepest Africa.
  • Oceans 1- after annoying his friends Danny Ocean decides to rob a casino all by himself
  • Paulie, you finally understand the format!!!
  • Take away a letter, not a number....
  • I've run out of films and am now on books. Bound to be a lot of crossover though:

    Three Men in a Boa - Jerome K Kerome’s tale of a killer snake
    Brave New Word - Aldous Huxley tries his luck on Countdown
    The Lord of the Ings - Sean Dyche’s autobiography
    Lord of the Lies - JRR Tolkien can’t help making things up
    On the Rad - Jack Kerouak looks for his clean shirt
    The Prime of Miss Jean Rodie - Edinburgh schoolmistress gets a job lugging stuff around for a rock band
    Cath 22 - Biography of a page 3 girl
    The DaVinci Cod - Friday nights were always the same in Leonardo’s house
    Lack Beauty - Anna Sewell’s story of a plain Jane
    A Brief History of Tim - Stephen Hawking tells the story of the speaking clock
    Chickens Up For The Soul - There’s nothing the hens like more than a bit of Marvin
    Paddington Bar - A strange looking bear arrives from Peru and is desperate for a drink
    Meet Me Under The Cock - Wartime drama involving two midgets and a giant phallus
    The Second Alf - Self important nutter Roy Keane believes he is the reincarnation of Alf Ramsay
    A Clockwork Range - After aversion therapy, Alex builds a stove powered by a giant key
    The Girl With The Rag On Tattoo - A collection of disgusting inkworks
    Little Omen - Meg and Jo foresee the death of the US ambassador
    All Quiet On The Western Font - Nobody uses those cowboy typefaces very much
    Miser - Skinflint author Steven King produces his shortest novel yet
  • One with the Wind - One man's battle against flatulence.
  • Froze - Disney blockbuster; 2 sisters and a reindeer let it all go when their stream of the Charlton v Palace FA Cup 3rd round game keeps buffering
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  • The Potman. The endearing tale of a chap reciting poetry as he collects the glasses in the pub.
  • Pollo 13 - big clutch of Spanish chickens are out of this world.
  • Di Another Day - English Princess really wishes she'd stayed in and gone out for a drive tomorrow.
  • Adington- the story of a dyslexic bear who ends up in a dodgy council estate in croydon
  • The woman in back- the story of Joesph fritz children
  • He Damned United - biopic of how one Scottish bloke came to be manager of Man U.
  • Stig said:

    I've run out of films and am now on books. Bound to be a lot of crossover though:

    Three Men in a Boa - Jerome K Kerome’s tale of a killer snake
    Brave New Word - Aldous Huxley tries his luck on Countdown
    The Lord of the Ings - Sean Dyche’s autobiography
    Lord of the Lies - JRR Tolkien can’t help making things up
    On the Rad - Jack Kerouak looks for his clean shirt
    The Prime of Miss Jean Rodie - Edinburgh schoolmistress gets a job lugging stuff around for a rock band
    Cath 22 - Biography of a page 3 girl
    The DaVinci Cod - Friday nights were always the same in Leonardo’s house
    Lack Beauty - Anna Sewell’s story of a plain Jane
    A Brief History of Tim - Stephen Hawking tells the story of the speaking clock
    Chickens Up For The Soul - There’s nothing the hens like more than a bit of Marvin
    Paddington Bar - A strange looking bear arrives from Peru and is desperate for a drink
    Meet Me Under The Cock - Wartime drama involving two midgets and a giant phallus
    The Second Alf - Self important nutter Roy Keane believes he is the reincarnation of Alf Ramsay
    A Clockwork Range - After aversion therapy, Alex builds a stove powered by a giant key
    The Girl With The Rag On Tattoo - A collection of disgusting inkworks
    Little Omen - Meg and Jo foresee the death of the US ambassador
    All Quiet On The Western Font - Nobody uses those cowboy typefaces very much
    Miser - Skinflint author Steven King produces his shortest novel yet

    The Lord of the Ings one was quite funny. Put that in a seperate comment and you would have earned a lol there my friend
  • The Limitation Game - story of a football manager who believes in stopping teams score. It's a bit drawn out.
  • The last 5 ears- the story of a man with leprosay who is repeadtly given ear transplants.
  • Rebel without a case - James Dean travels light, as he only wears a red windbreaker & jeans.
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  • Rear Widow - a recently bereaved woman decides to indulge in anal sex.
  • Pup Fiction - The sad tale of Fido's phantom pregnancy.

  • Million ways to die in the wet - Suicidal Seattle residents share plans of their demise.
  • The eer hunter- Dyslexic rookie ENT doctor seeks volunteers to practise on.
  • edited December 2014
    Forrest Lump- A man runs into a tree.
  • Wall - Pixar take on the harrowing tale of post war Germany and the Eastern bloc
  • The Sience of the Lambs: David Attenborough explores the lives of Sheep, with some local Welsh Farmers
  • TranSpotting: A drug fuelled night in Soho, leads to a 'bender' like no other
  • Sum - the borstal boys learn arithmetic.
  • Mad Max Furry Road.

    In a stark desert landscape where humanity is broken, two rebels just might be able to restore order: Max, a man of cute kittens and of few words, and Furiosa, a woman of unshaved action who is looking to make it back to her childhood homeland.
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