Petty Woman - A prostitute gets lucky and marries a millionaire, but spoils the day by asking her new husband for her original fee of £4-50p for the blowjob.
The Boys from Razil - After many years of asking nicely, the chairman of a supporters trust finally loses his patience and sends his heavies round to Off_it's house.
Full Meal Jacket - artificially controversial singer dresses in roast beef, yorkshire pud, roast spuds, peas, carrots, gravy and apple crumble and custard for no apparent reason.
Moo Raker - Roger Moore gets a job shovelling up cow shit T' Underball - Documentary about Freddie Truman's controversial use of underarm bowling technique The Dead Poo - Documentary looking at automatic post-mortem bowel evacuations Di Hard - Film about a chick with a dick Secret Gent - The sequel to Di Hard Dial M For Murde - Gérard Depardieu in a shit film A Lad In - Jimmy Saville in a toe touching special Anna Karen In A… - Any film starring Olive from On The Buses Owling for Columbine - Michael Moore meets Bill Oddie to discuss the use of owls in falconry The Dirty Do Zen - A bunch of sex-obsessives get into Bhuddism The Empire Trikes Back - Darth Vader and chums cycle home on a three wheeler The Glenn Iller Story - Band leader is suffering from a nasty progressive disease Happy Fee - Film about money shots The Little Me Maid - Verne Troyer romps around in a maid's outfit The Science of the Lambs - Broadcast from the Open Eweniversity The Tree Faces of Eve - She's not very pretty Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Rousers - Our heros try to wake up some bad men The Ho Bit - When blow jobs go wrong The Weeney - Ray Winstone is concerned about his tiny todger Sex Rugs & Rock and Roll - Biopic about Ian Dury's penchant for wigs Nil By Moth - An insect scores very low in an exam Carry on Creaming - Homage to onanism The Itcher - Rutger Hauer picks up the crabs The Great Up Pet Caper - Tale of bestiality starring comedy puppets Corpse Brie - Helena Bonham Carter develops a taste for dead mens smeg
Eon - the story of an energy supplier cold caller who doubles up as an assasin, taking a young child under his wing, when her supplies were cut off by a rival company.
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T' Underball - Documentary about Freddie Truman's controversial use of underarm bowling technique
The Dead Poo - Documentary looking at automatic post-mortem bowel evacuations
Di Hard - Film about a chick with a dick
Secret Gent - The sequel to Di Hard
Dial M For Murde - Gérard Depardieu in a shit film
A Lad In - Jimmy Saville in a toe touching special
Anna Karen In A… - Any film starring Olive from On The Buses
Owling for Columbine - Michael Moore meets Bill Oddie to discuss the use of owls in falconry
The Dirty Do Zen - A bunch of sex-obsessives get into Bhuddism
The Empire Trikes Back - Darth Vader and chums cycle home on a three wheeler
The Glenn Iller Story - Band leader is suffering from a nasty progressive disease
Happy Fee - Film about money shots
The Little Me Maid - Verne Troyer romps around in a maid's outfit
The Science of the Lambs - Broadcast from the Open Eweniversity
The Tree Faces of Eve - She's not very pretty
Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Rousers - Our heros try to wake up some bad men
The Ho Bit - When blow jobs go wrong
The Weeney - Ray Winstone is concerned about his tiny todger
Sex Rugs & Rock and Roll - Biopic about Ian Dury's penchant for wigs
Nil By Moth - An insect scores very low in an exam
Carry on Creaming - Homage to onanism
The Itcher - Rutger Hauer picks up the crabs
The Great Up Pet Caper - Tale of bestiality starring comedy puppets
Corpse Brie - Helena Bonham Carter develops a taste for dead mens smeg
The God Son- epic remake of the story of Christ.
True Les- a lesbian on a mission to show the world it is not a phase.
Someone's mum is used in a ritual sacrifice by a Scottish cult.
One man's ongoing quest to find casual gratification in the most eye watering fashion
Football player initially gets in bovver when a sharpenend biro is found in his locker but it's OK in the end