That's from a programme shown on channel 4 about fat kids with Prada Willie disease (basically when they never get full up). That kids called Joe Blackburn.
It's easily the funniest thing I've ever seen on television. it's on youtube. 'The kids that cant stop eating' I think it was called. Genius.
what pisses me off is smelly people, people who have shit headphones so we can all hear their crap music, people who reek of fags, people who are pissed, people who put their luggage on the floor as opposed the racks, people who dig you in the ribs whilst reading their paper, people who insist on sitting there eating smelly junk food, thin people, tall people, short people, people with obnoxious kids, kids, OAP's in rush hour, people with bikes, people with prams and people with wet umbrellas.
I pay £5,140 a year to travel southeastern and if me being fat offends a few people then I really don't give a flying fuck.
That's from a programme shown on channel 4 about fat kids with Prada Willie disease (basically when they never get full up). That kids called Joe Blackburn.
It's easily the funniest thing I've ever seen on television. it's on youtube. 'The kids that cant stop eating' I think it was called. Genius.
what pisses me off is smelly people, people who have shit headphones so we can all hear their crap music, people who reek of fags, people who are pissed, people who put their luggage on the floor as opposed the racks, people who dig you in the ribs whilst reading their paper, people who insist on sitting there eating smelly junk food, thin people, tall people, short people, people with obnoxious kids, kids, OAP's in rush hour, people with bikes, people with prams and people with wet umbrellas.
I pay £5,140 a year to travel southeastern and if me being fat offends a few people then I really don't give a flying fuck.
The many years I rode that rail On the 7 A.M without fail Judging mankind before my eyes Humanity would always surprise It takes all types to run that race Scurrying around at their own pace Into the world in so hectic a fashion Robots without thought or compassion The stress of the day already begun And waiting for them eight hours of fun Until it is time to do it again A recurring gauntlet of harrying pain.
I had a CAT scan cancelled a while ago, the transport mechanism on the machine had broken down when a 'large person' proved too much for it to handle. The radiographer later told me in all seriousness that my local NHS Trust has to regularly send some large folk down to Newmarket to be scanned on a CAT scanner designed to facilitate racehorses. As for the Grimsby Hospital scanner, it has proved necessary to install much more sturdy equipment to shuttle patients in and out of the machine.
I sat next to a big lass on the train this morning. Just about managed to squeeze in to the seat and that was ok. The biscuit came after about 10 minutes when she started to snore and for the life of me I couldn't get her to stop. Tried doing what I do to the missus (a jerky movement or a sly dig) but none of it worked. I think she was in a deep sleep. I didn't smell her though so I suppose that was something.
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that are so perfect !!!
ps. I'm an ex fat person with an ex fat gf so I know what I'm talking about.
I may be fat but at least I smell nice!
I pay £5,140 a year to travel southeastern and if me being fat offends a few people then I really don't give a flying fuck.
"Get stuffed"
On the 7 A.M without fail
Judging mankind before my eyes
Humanity would always surprise
It takes all types to run that race
Scurrying around at their own pace
Into the world in so hectic a fashion
Robots without thought or compassion
The stress of the day already begun
And waiting for them eight hours of fun
Until it is time to do it again
A recurring gauntlet of harrying pain.
The radiographer later told me in all seriousness that my local NHS Trust has to regularly send some large folk down to Newmarket to be scanned on a CAT scanner designed to facilitate racehorses. As for the Grimsby Hospital scanner, it has proved necessary to install much more sturdy equipment to shuttle patients in and out of the machine.
And at that price maybe they are charging fatties more ;o)