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Millwall fans and mum

Reading in the paper today about a few of them and their shenigans at wembley , why are grown men living at home with mummy? One in his mid twenties in bed watching DVDs as mummy was cooking apple pie .
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  • Would you let one marry your daughter?
  • Marriage ? These creeps love mum to much , odd
  • nolly said:

    Reading in the paper today about a few of them and their shenigans at wembley , why are grown men living at home with mummy? One in his mid twenties in bed watching DVDs as mummy was cooking apple pie .

    lovely day too and indoors watching videos? Should've been down the local beer garden 'aving a ruck.

  • Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.
  • It's all very Norman bates
  • its what they do
  • nolly said:

    It's all very Norman bates

    Mummy Bates & Master Bates.
  • Well there was actually an article in teh Metro this morning about how more young people live with their parents and will become their carers, as it takes 24 years to save for a bloody deposit in London. Now that is really depressing.
  • yeah, fancy living in London. Urgh.
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  • Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

    This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

    Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.
  • Curb-It there is "living with your parents" and "living with your parents" the first group are saving up to get a place and the second are Jeremy Kyle types -----pwoper Smallwall.

    Next year " Does your Mummy know your here ?"
  • Im 20 and dont see myself being able to afford moving out anytime soon.
    Takes me 2 months of the year to pay my car insurance..
  • edited April 2013
    or

    My my, Mummys apple pie
    You were caught on the tele
    Swinging punches with yer belly
    Now your back in bed watching porn instead
    Blubbing, Wall have been the victims again
    Blubbing, Wall have been the victims again...
    ..
  • Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

    This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

    Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.
    That explains a lot. : - )
  • Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

    This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

    Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.
    That explains a lot. : - )
    :o)
  • nolly said:

    Reading in the paper today about a few of them and their shenigans at wembley , why are grown men living at home with mummy? One in his mid twenties in bed watching DVDs as mummy was cooking apple pie .

    I wonder what he'll do with the apple pie...

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  • You live with ya mum
    You live with ya muuuuum
    You nawty geeza's
    You live with ya mum
  • Sounds like some good new songs for the toolbox next season
  • edited April 2013
    Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum
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  • "does your Pony know your here"
  • Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    That's not funny. Its just poor. Sort of thing they might sing, in fact.
  • You live with ya mum
    You live with ya muuuuum
    You nawty geeza's
    You live with ya mum

    Nailed it.
  • Thanks ValleyGary, it turns out my Grandma was just sleeping :-)
  • Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    That's not funny. Its just poor. Sort of thing they might sing, in fact.
    Absolutely no chance in hell they'd be able to remember four verses. Maybe if you replaced all the words which aren't "millwall" with the word "millwall"

  • Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    That's not funny. Its just poor. Sort of thing they might sing, in fact.
    Oh behave. All of these points have been addressed (and agreed on) over the past 6 months. I sing it with ya Gary, even if nobody else does!
  • Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids are under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Great stuff.
  • Strip the rest and just leave the 2nd verse. Does the job on its own.
  • Strip the rest and just leave the 2nd verse. Does the job on its own.

    Agree
  • Mr. Happy said:

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    That's not funny. Its just poor. Sort of thing they might sing, in fact.
    Absolutely no chance in hell they'd be able to remember four verses. Maybe if you replaced all the words which aren't "millwall" with the word "millwall"

    Seems a bit complicated for them, still - maybe just half the word 'Millwall?'
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