Millwall fans and mum

Henry Irving

In your mum's house
Your tiny bedroom
The lion sleeps tonight

nolly

lol

Friend Or Defoe

AFKABartram said:

Strip the rest and just leave the 2nd verse. Does the job on its own.

But then it's just a verse of the liverpool chant.

The third verse is the best. :-)

Covered End

AFKABartram said:

Strip the rest and just leave the 2nd verse. Does the job on its own.

And take out "Millwall" cos it doesn't scan.

ValleyGary

took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment

AFKABartram

lol

JT

ValleyGary said:

Living with your Millwall mum
You suck on her titties for something to eat
out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
Living with your Millwall mum

Living with your Millwall mum
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
Living with your Millwall mum

Living with your Millwall mum
You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
All of your kids live under the stairs
Living with your Millwall mum

Living with your Millwall mum
There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
Living with your Millwall mum

roseandcrown

ValleyGary said:

took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment

I now keep thinking off someone penning some lyrics at lunch, maybe going home to get there guitar David Brent style.

Fishead

Another great thread! Love the 2nd verse. Hope you're not too peed off if us lot copy it on the 30th....
Well done for Saturday too.....

Leroy Ambrose

ValleyGary said:

took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment

I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously. I just had my music tastes mocked by someone who listens to One Direction and Justin Bieber.

TelMc32

Leroy Ambrose said:

ValleyGary said:

took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment

I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously. I just had my music tastes mocked by someone who listens to One Direction and Justin Bieber.

Did they know who Anne Frank was?

DaveMehmet

Leroy Ambrose said:

ValleyGary said:

took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment

I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously. I just had my music tastes mocked by someone who listens to One Direction and Justin Bieber.

Serves you right for talking to Plaaayer

Lincsaddick

a good spell in the Army (or Wormwood Scrubs) would do 'em all the world of good

Lincsaddick

Millwall Millwall we aint all scum
We aint all scum cos we loves our mum
We loves our mum and we loves ol dad
Millwall Millwall we aint so bad

AddickUpNorth

Brendan_O_Connell said:

Henry Irving said:

Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.

W**k yourself raw?

Mortimerician

She must be wondering if it is too late to abort.

Mama, just decked our fan
Punched him in his head
The bill came, now I'm nicked
Mama, semi was just too much
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If Im banned this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Brendan_O_Connell

AddickUpNorth said:

Brendan_O_Connell said:

Henry Irving said:

Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.

W**k yourself raw?

I'd certainly give it a go!