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I saw a mouse

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  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    Whoops there goes another rubber tree plant...
  • souladdick
    souladdick Posts: 214
    edited May 2013
    //www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hnzHtm1jhL4
  • gilbertfilbert
    gilbertfilbert Posts: 2,282
    Nooooooooooooo!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,380
    I'm a blue toothbrush ... you're a pink toothbrush ... lalala lala la la
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,172
    Three Wheels on my Wagon by The New Christy Minstrels, My Bruvver by Terry Scott, The Hole by Bernard Cribbins, You Need Feet by Bernard Bresslaw and Don't Jump Off the Roof Dad by Tommy Cooper. All Stewpot classics...
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XX9LX2es4
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,506
    Christ...you can tell the season's over....
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Simonsen said:

    Christ...you can tell the season's over....

    Its either this or "TakeOver" threads for the next 3 months !
    ;-)

  • donnyaddick
    donnyaddick Posts: 315
    What was the one that started "Hello mother, hello father, here I am in camp Grenada (?)", used to like that one on Stewpot!
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    I think that was actually the title, 'sung' by U.S comic Allan Sherman.

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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,381
    What about the one by Max Bygraves that went....

    When you come to the end of a lollipop (canned laughter)
    To the end, to the end of a lollipop (canned laughter)
    When you come to the end of a lollilop
    Plop (or was it pop) goes your heart (canned laughter)

    Gilly, oh golly, oh I love my lolly etc.
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Right down to the very last lick.........

    Strange how the words immediately come back to you, isn't it. Uncle Mac (if you're very old), Ed Stuart, Tony Blackburn did a good brainwashing job on us kids!
  • andynelson
    andynelson Posts: 1,951
    "Little Red Monkey"
    They don't write them like that any more.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited May 2013
    Old 70's song.. it went...

    I saw a mouse, where, there on the stair, there on the stair, right there
    just a little mouse with clogs on, well I declare
    going Charlton are back Charlton are back, hello!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,271
    "A-wop-bom-a-loo-mop-a-lomp-bom-bom!"

  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    'Three wheels on my wagon, and I'm still rolling along....

    and
    The runaway train went over the hill and she blew,....................

  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,597

    Must be about time for a thread on guttering..
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,172
    Didn't you have a childhood then grumps? :-)
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,380
    The Laughing policeman
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    And then there's the T.V ones:

    Like a streak of lightening flashing 'cross the sky
    Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
    Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly.....(always thought that a bit odd for a horse)

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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,380
    March51 said:

    And then there's the T.V ones:

    Like a streak of lightening flashing 'cross the sky
    Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
    Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly.....(always thought that a bit odd for a horse)

    Champion (the wonder horse) stuff .. oh those coke snorting rip roaring bourbon loving Hollywood studio types
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,750
    Nellie the Elephant anyone ?
  • Mosscat
    Mosscat Posts: 197
    packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus, love it
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,750
    Trump, trump, trump !

    Oops, pardon !
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,835
    My old man said "be an Arsenal fan", I said "................"
  • andynelson
    andynelson Posts: 1,951
    There was an old Lady who Swallowed a Fly..........
  • peter75
    peter75 Posts: 3
    Greenie said:

    Old 70's song.. it went...

    I saw a mouse, where, there on the stair, there on the stair, right there
    just a little mouse with clogs on, well I declare
    going Charlton are back Charlton are back, hello!

    Yes, that'll be it. Thank you!
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,285
    Stewpot's Junior Choice on Radio 2 at the moment. Playing a lot of the earworms mentioned in this thread.
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Great show
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    1. Killed by a mouse

    An equation familiar to anyone who's sat through a few old episodes of Tom and Jerry. Women + Mice = localised uproar. It's a sexist old TV trope, of course, but it played out for real in England in 1875, when a mouse dashed suddenly on to a work table in a south London factory.

    Into the general commotion which followed, a gallant young man stepped forward and seized the rodent. For a glorious moment, he was the saviour of the women who'd scattered. It didn't last. The mouse slipped out of his grasp, ran up his sleeve and scurried out again at the open neck of his shirt. In his surprise, his mouth was agape. In its surprise, the mouse dashed in. In his continued surprise, the man swallowed.

    "That a mouse can exist for a considerable time without much air has long been a popular belief and was unfortunately proved to be a fact in the present instance," noted the Manchester Evening News, "for the mouse began to tear and bite inside the man's throat and chest, and the result was that the unfortunate fellow died after a little time in horrible agony."

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