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your own idea for a film or tv series?

Anyone find themselves daydreaming on the tube etc thinking about a film or story they have created in their mind?

I thought of a tv series called heaven and hull.

Got a film about an English beach which keeps flooding in with prehistoric sea creatures on the coastline!

Heaven and hull is actually pretty good but I need to structure it more in my mind before I give information on it.



Anyone got others with probably more detail then I gave?




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  • Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank.
  • A sitcom about estate agents, where funny things happen. Like a piano falling on a group of estate agents. Or an estate agent getting pied in the face. Or, maybe one episode, an estate agent slips on a banana skin and falls in a large pile of horse manure.

    It practically writes itself.
  • Been there, tried it and pitched it, got rejected, was fun for a while. Considering a novel now.
  • A killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. His best friend is a talking pie.
  • A chemistry teacher struck down with cancer who turns to a life of drugs in order to provide for his family.

    Got a good feeling about it..
  • A killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. His best friend is a talking pie.

    These happy days are yours and mine
  • edited June 2013
    Mud wrestling with the new and old bird from countdown
  • At the Ramp

    Every week I visit a different part of the country and try out the local ales. Little bit of history of the area, pubs and breweries thrown it.

    Clearly I'd need a decent budget to work with.
  • Someone I know was once pitched the idea of filming someone before and after they won the lottery to see how it changed their life. Wasn't a success.
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  • A minister of a Christian church who claims to have a cure for being cure is busted after being found to have a same sex relationship, shock, horror! Blockbuster starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt, could be the new Broke Back. Could never happen in real life though. Damn just realised where the inspiration came from.
  • Sorry cure for being Gay, its late
  • edited June 2013
    It's discovered by one of his teammates that a multimillion pound new signing for the premier champions is a gay vampire. The series will revolve around the attempts to keep this fact a secret from the press, the manager and the directors even though there have been and will be more dead and drained cadavers discovered around the training ground, the stadium and one or two in the nightclubs, casinos and bookies establishments which 'the lads' visit from time to time.
    Can the team keep the secret at least until the cups are won and the title is in the bag? .. tune in next week and start to find out .. Starring Vinnie Jones as the Manager, Joe Kinnear as the unsuspecting director of all matters football and Graham Norton as the goal scoring machine who is the secret gay vampire.
  • A film about a zombie uprising from around Canterbury Cathedral, they eat the Archbishop of Canterburty then they start making their way up towards London.
  • This actually crossed my.mind tonight, about a really nice guy (good looking) who gets a bit drunk, gets a train home, and then goes in his local chippy. Local chippy then puts in the most meagre portion of chips he has even seen. The very good looking actor then pulls him up on it, but for his trouble gets called a cocksucker. Turns to the manager, who backs up the greasy chippy and doubles up the cocksucker comment.

    Good looking bloke laughs it off, says something about you crazy guys and only joking. Goes home, eats his chips, makes love to his eastern European bikini model girlfriend for two hours (she.demanded on a quickie) waits for her to fall asleep, the sneaks out and shoots thw two aholes in the chippy.

    Gets away with it, then goes on a campaign of taking out tight fisted chip shops.
  • 11 gay men and 1 straight man locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted til 2 are left or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him they win £1million. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house he wins the million. But here's the twist, none of the men are actually gay, they all just think they are the one straight man.
  • My percentage calculator works out you are at least 110% gay
  • Not that that is a bad thing. One of my beast friends is 50% gay and the other person that spoke to me two months ago is about 70% gay
  • Im picturing a soccer am type show, but with the content of about 5 years ago, and rushden and Chamberlain are nowhere to be seen. Georgie Thompson can host it alongside someone half decent.

    A football league show which lasts for 2 hours and let's you red button what match you want to watch, with the other 20 mins or so showing you the goals from other games in your league. No hosts whatsoever either.
  • Had the idea earlier today of a soprano/wire hybrid style series except instead of the mob it's a press family. Would probably wake up with a horses head from the murdochs if I tried gettin it made though.
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  • Monkey tennis?
  • Arm wrestling with chaz and Dave.
  • A football equivalent of "The Apprentice". I can just see Chris Powell's finger pointing across the desk every week with him going "you're fired" at some hapless trialist. The programme winner gets a one-year contract with the team. You never know we might get someone decent!
  • cafcfan said:

    A football equivalent of "The Apprentice". I can just see Chris Powell's finger pointing across the desk every week with him going "you're fired" at some hapless trialist. The programme winner gets a one-year contract with the team. You never know we might get someone decent!

    Football's next star. Sky one. Done with mourinho's inter milan.
  • edited June 2013
    How about a reality/ people based show called Britain's Best Handjob where the compere eg me ( self made onanist and raconteur) travels the land to meet contestants who want to win the coveted title of Bishop Basher 2013. Complete with "wristometer" the show comes to a natural climax every week.
    Not sure what the viewing figures would be like but not sure I'd really care....


    I'll get my coat .....
  • Guy goes to prison for manslaughter after injecting his godsons mother with an overdose of heroin (at the time she wasnt capable of doing it herself) Years later his godson tracks him down for a reason I cant yet reveal and to cut a long story short they become lovers but they are not gay. Maybe not any good for a film but can see it as a musical (a la Blood Brothers)
  • When tortoises attack!

    A harrowing in-depth documentary talking to the victims and survivors of these macabre attacks, interspersed with re-enactment footage.
  • Off_it said:

    When tortoises attack!

    A harrowing in-depth documentary talking to the victims and survivors of these macabre attacks, interspersed with re-enactment footage.

    You could put in some slow motion footage of the attacks and...hang on, I'll have to rethink this one.

  • Londons Burning
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