Druggies Olympics, stuff them all with performance enhancements and watch them go! Would be interesting to know if they'd break the 9.00 secs for the 100m... !!
This actually crossed my.mind tonight, about a really nice guy (good looking) who gets a bit drunk, gets a train home, and then goes in his local chippy. Local chippy then puts in the most meagre portion of chips he has even seen. The very good looking actor then pulls him up on it, but for his trouble gets called a cocksucker. Turns to the manager, who backs up the greasy chippy and doubles up the cocksucker comment.
Good looking bloke laughs it off, says something about you crazy guys and only joking. Goes home, eats his chips, makes love to his eastern European bikini model girlfriend for two hours (she.demanded on a quickie) waits for her to fall asleep, the sneaks out and shoots thw two aholes in the chippy.
Gets away with it, then goes on a campaign of taking out tight fisted chip shops.
I'm guessing this is what they call semi-autobiographical, ie you only made up the 2nd paragraph?
Watch Dom Get Done, where that bald midget gets parked up by members of the public who are entitled to more dole money than they already get without actually realising it! At the end if each show, they get presented with a check with back payments etc
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They could have a round called "Druggies in Buggies. Wearing Huggies."
where to put it...
Everyone knows my good lady is English !