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Greg Wallace Masterchef- Go on son!

Apparently a bald headed punter decided to grope his girlfriends bum. He said do you effing want some and launched himself at him. There you go, you can take the man out of Millwall, to be fair the bloke had it coming, I just hope it wasn't Danny Mills!
I wonder if dear old Greg will be at the Valley next month. If so, he should try one of those Chicken Tikka slices. A joy to behold.
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  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574
    Sorry posted on wrong category.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    uote
    kafka Member
    1:43PM
    http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2183551.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/I130818_162903_763808oTextCS_44018005-2183551.jpg

    not sure I would.

    Old enough to be her dad, you old rascal Greg.
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574

    uote
    kafka Member
    1:43PM
    http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2183551.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/I130818_162903_763808oTextCS_44018005-2183551.jpg

    not sure I would.

    Old enough to be her dad, you old rascal Greg.

    Apparently, he is not a letch, just looking for true love. Hmm.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,385
    tell me .. what attracted you to the aging, mouthy, bald, overweight, RICH TV STAR Greg ?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,751

    tell me .. what attracted you to the aging, mouthy, bald, overweight, RICH TV STAR Greg ?

    He's not overweight anymore, so it's, tell me .. what attracted you to the aging, mouthy, bald, RICH TV STAR Greg ?
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574

    tell me .. what attracted you to the aging, mouthy, bald, overweight, RICH TV STAR Greg ?

    I hope the lass does not have to cook for him. I can imagine him standing in front of her saying " tell me Anne-Marie what will you be cooking for us tonight".
    Must try that approach on the missus.

  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,385
    pettgra said:

    tell me .. what attracted you to the aging, mouthy, bald, overweight, RICH TV STAR Greg ?

    I hope the lass does not have to cook for him. I can imagine him standing in front of her saying " tell me Anne-Marie what will you be cooking for us tonight".
    Must try that approach on the missus.

    girls like that .. they get probably get through life without ever even having to boil a kettle
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,438
    Wallace's other other half, John Torode, is doing alright for himself. He's shagging Celebrity Masterchef winner Lisa Faulkner.

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  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574

    pettgra said:

    tell me .. what attracted you to the aging, mouthy, bald, overweight, RICH TV STAR Greg ?

    I hope the lass does not have to cook for him. I can imagine him standing in front of her saying " tell me Anne-Marie what will you be cooking for us tonight".
    Must try that approach on the missus.

    girls like that .. they get probably get through life without ever even having to boil a kettle
    True. There must be some sort of reason why he is with her though. For the life of me I just cannot think of one.
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574
    Rizzo said:

    Wallace's other other half, John Torode, is doing alright for himself. He's shagging Celebrity Masterchef winner Lisa Faulkner.

    Oh don't tell me that. Just not fair.

  • J BLOCK
    J BLOCK Posts: 8,325
    Nice bloke is Gregg.
  • Rizzo said:

    Wallace's other other half, John Torode, is doing alright for himself. He's shagging Celebrity Masterchef winner Lisa Faulkner.

    I bet he goes back for seconds.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,849
    Did he say "touching up another blokes bird doesn't get any tougher than this" as he took a swing?
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,057
    J BLOCK said:

    Nice bloke is Gregg.

    He probably gets about 10 of those unsolicited begging tweets a day. Spell the man's name right ;)
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574

    Did he say "touching up another blokes bird doesn't get any tougher than this" as he took a swing?

    That is really funny. I am surprised The Sun did not use that.

  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,303
    edited August 2013
    J BLOCK said:

    Nice bloke is Gregg.

    what a thunderc**t, proper asshole behaviour that
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,015
    'Mastertwat' made me laugh
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,743
    he has more women than he has hot dinners.........

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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,395
    edited August 2013
    It must be his dashing good looks... The spam headed Spanner
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    guys a twat
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325

    guys a twat

    Yep.
  • 4_bowman
    4_bowman Posts: 223
    You all say the guys a twat he maybe , but if someone grabbed your birds bum would you not nut him (or similar ) ?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,015
    I make him right. Pissed up bloke taking libertys.
  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,098
    It's amazing how some people have decided already how this happened and have condemned him straight away.

    Plus, what's with the twitter thing? I'd imagine people in the public eye are inundated with requests all the time - does this mean that they have to instantly retweet when requested or they are automatically nasty pieces of work?

    Spanner he may be, but people should get a sense of perspective here. I'd like to see what others would do in his position.....
  • Have met him several times. He's a really nice bloke. Really. Most blokes would have done exactly the same as he did. As for the tweets. Ffs.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,889
    Don't know the full story, the other bloke was meant to be with his daughter so I question the obvious guess. Clear that booze is involved.

    Wouldn't surprise me if Wallace was a bit of a nobhead, though I do admire the rich, succulent and well seasoned chip on his shoulder.
  • Rizzo said:

    Wallace's other other half, John Torode, is doing alright for himself. He's shagging Celebrity Masterchef winner Lisa Faulkner.

    Lucky Abbo Git
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    who says the bloke said anything, and people creaming themselves over two blokes falling about on the floor .