BURN-ED OUT
Charlton roared back from their derby disappointments with an on-fire display against Burnley.
TURF WAR
Crazy scenes at Burnley yesterday as a 23-man brawl came to a dramatic end when the Charlton bench attacked the Burnley bench, with an actual bench.
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HUNDREDS HOSPITALISED IN LANCASHIRE
Burnley hospital treats several hundred Londoners for chronic boredom following dour repeat of dull derby
A Danny Ings hat trick saw off a woeful Charlton side yesterday at Turf Moor.
Former Burnley centre half Leon Cort comes back to haunt his former club with a winning goal deep into injury time to fire the addicks into the dizzy heights of 15th.
DRAW
Burnley drew 0-0 with Charlton
Yann Kermorgant wins the game for Charlton after a brief absence, scoring 2 goals, one a fantastic free kick.
Turf Moor set ablaze as Charlton thugs run riot
The 3,500 Charlton fans that made the long journey to Lancashire made their way out of Turf Moor with their heads in their hands after another dour display from Chris Powell’s men.
Super Charlton go ballistic Burnley are atrocious
Exultant travelling fans watch side score 12 goals without reply in joyous exhibition of passing attacking football.
The entire playing staff, management and 276 supporters of Charlton Athletic sported erections after Richard Wood's 95th minute winner.
Burnley easily saw off the East Londoners with a hattrick of goals past Dennis Hammer after the hour. The Robins headed back to North London with ex Leicester legend Gary Powell wondering if their season will end up back in League Two.
Burnley hit five against struggling Charlton Athletic who failed to muster a shot on target until the 93rd minute when keeper Hamer's clearance bounced through to the Burnley goalkeeper who was nearly caught out snoozing against his goalpost.
CAST UPDATE - CHARLTON TO GO INTO ADMIN AFTER BURNLEY DRAW
CAST chairman Barnie Razzel said yesterday "fans may look at the hard fought point at Burnley as a step in the right direction for the club but they mustn't get complacent. While there is no reason to suspect administration is imminent or that the Valley ACV status is at risk this headline should make people realise they need to sign the petition before an asteroid hits the Earth and wipes out not just the club but all of those we hold dear to us."
New Charlton manager Dennis Wise promised Addicks fans immediate improvement, following yesterday's 5-0 thrashing at Burnley which prompted the departure of....
Torrential rain at Turf Moor resulted in the game being abandoned after 75 minutes with Charlton 3-1 in the lead.
"If the rain had held off for another 15 minutes we could have got a point from that game!" claimed an angry Chris Powell.
Both sides were lucky to score nil in front of a new record low crowd.
TURF FOUR
Plucky Charlton bounced back from their derby day defeat to Millwall with a four-goal trouncing of the Clarets.
SURF MOOR
Burnley's game at home to Charlton was called off at half time amidst torrential rain...etc
Delight as Charlton fans receive a 2 for 1 offer at Burnley's No 1 knocking shop.
Burnley boss hailed as the new Steve McClaren after bizarre Dutch accent during post match interview.