LMAO.....Seeing as it was started by AFKA the Mod,I wonder if this is a tradition on Charlton Life before every game or just a one-off thing to cheer people up after the Millwall misery? If it's the latter,it definitely has worked for me! It's even funnier than the joke thread.....
New Charlton manager Dennis Wise promised Addicks fans immediate improvement, following yesterday's 5-0 thrashing at Burnley which prompted the departure of....
WE ARE SORRY - Charlton right back Lawrie wilson claimed they were sorry and that all the players were hurting after being beaten 5-0 away to burnley yesterday.
in unusal circumstances the game between burnley and charlton peninuslar utd was abandond just after half time when 9000 supporters developed cronric nose bleeds. its rumoured to be linked to the pies burgers and pasties that were served during the interval. head of food services archibold coalslag said "we have just switched to a new local supplier after the contract with pukka pies expired and i have been trying to contact our new vendor H.Briss Meat Suplies since the outbreak started". continued on page 45.
CAST UPDATE - CHARLTON TO GO INTO ADMIN AFTER BURNLEY DRAW
CAST chairman Barnie Razzel said yesterday "fans may look at the hard fought point at Burnley as a step in the right direction for the club but they mustn't get complacent. While there is no reason to suspect administration is imminent or that the Valley ACV status is at risk this headline should make people realise they need to sign the petition before an asteroid hits the Earth and wipes out not just the club but all of those we hold dear to us."
not good for the Sol Sol Campbell watched from the stands as Charlton fell to another defeat. Chris Powell - one of only Four Black managers in the league, looks increasingly under pressure as his teams woes continue
Colin Powell, Charlton's black manager, was left furious as his Charlton team tamely submitted to Burnley at Turf Moor. The rot set in when Doreen Dervite gave away a penalty after 5 mins. Martin Sordell, the Valliant's summer £2 million signing from Bolton, missed a host of chances before Burnley doubled their lead on 20 minutes.
There was to be no repeat of the 1946 FA Cup Final as Burnley made the points safe with a third soon after the break. Jeff Jackson scored a late consolation for the Robins soon after Academy right-back product Bradley Wiggins was sent off.
Charlton Athletic are in trouble with the FA after Yann Kermogants over exuberant celebration resulting in him cutting his own head open after headbutting the post, his injury time header went in off. He then preceded to run through the crowd to grab a jubilant spectators beer only to run back on the pitch and "down' in front of the Charlton faithful. Amid Cheers and dancing the entire Charlton support downed their own beers in response. Charlton sealed a famous 2-1 victory which will surely turn their season around.
Charlton fans left Turf Moor with mixed emotions as they succumbed to a 4-0 defeat whilst enjoying the famous Burnley cuisine by being able to order pies with a revolutionary smartphone app. Chicken Balti, steak and ale and chicken and mushroom were particularly nice, but the star of the show was the ham hock and leek pie.
The scorching hot clarets incinerated the damp Addicks, who just couldn't ignite their passion in midfield..."flaming disaster" says Powell..."we were too hot to handle" says Burnley boss.... etc etc
WITHER AND DYCHE Charlton's game resistance to withered after 70 mins when Sean Dyche's double substitution paid dividends; with the Addicks capitulating to a four goal blitz. The Addicks efforts weren't helped by the Marvin Sordell's lame penalty miss and skipper Johnnie Jackson limping off with a recurrence of gout, loss of muscle tone and liver spots
Charlton Athletic are in trouble with the FA after Yann Kermogants over exuberant celebration resulting in him cutting his own head open after headbutting the post, his injury time header went in off. He then preceded to run through the crowd to grab a jubilant spectators beer only to run back on the pitch and "down' in front of the Charlton faithful. Amid Cheers and dancing the entire Charlton support downed their own beers in response. Charlton sealed a famous 2-1 victory which will surely turn their season around.
Charlton Athletic are in trouble with the FA after Yann Kermogants over exuberant celebration resulting in him cutting his own head open after headbutting the post, his injury time header went in off.
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Former Charlton favourite Robert Lee - once a turnstile operator at the Valley - watched as Charlton took the points at Turf Moor.
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Former Charlton favourite Carl Leaburn - once an Eastenders extra - watched on as Charlton missed a catalogue of chances... etc
Charlton won a game of football against Burnley with a 86th minute goal by star striker Ben Hamer
Burnley 36 Charlton 34
The Burnley squad snatched an O.T. winner with a late minute endzone gameplay that left the Charlton roster deflated.
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Several Charlton fans had to be cut down from lamposts after trying to end it all following another slightly disappointing display.
in unusal circumstances the game between burnley and charlton peninuslar utd was abandond just after half time when 9000 supporters developed cronric nose bleeds. its rumoured to be linked to the pies burgers and pasties that were served during the interval. head of food services archibold coalslag said "we have just switched to a new local supplier after the contract with pukka pies expired and i have been trying to contact our new vendor H.Briss Meat Suplies since the outbreak started".
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except its not CAST its CAS Trust...
If I had the wings of a sparrow. If I had the ar*e of a crow...
Sol Campbell watched from the stands as Charlton fell to another defeat. Chris Powell - one of only Four Black managers in the league, looks increasingly under pressure as his teams woes continue
Colin Powell, Charlton's black manager, was left furious as his Charlton team tamely submitted to Burnley at Turf Moor. The rot set in when Doreen Dervite gave away a penalty after 5 mins. Martin Sordell, the Valliant's summer £2 million signing from Bolton, missed a host of chances before Burnley doubled their lead on 20 minutes.
There was to be no repeat of the 1946 FA Cup Final as Burnley made the points safe with a third soon after the break. Jeff Jackson scored a late consolation for the Robins soon after Academy right-back product Bradley Wiggins was sent off.
Charlton Athletic are in trouble with the FA after Yann Kermogants over exuberant celebration resulting in him cutting his own head open after headbutting the post, his injury time header went in off. He then preceded to run through the crowd to grab a jubilant spectators beer only to run back on the pitch and "down' in front of the Charlton faithful. Amid Cheers and dancing the entire Charlton support downed their own beers in response. Charlton sealed a famous 2-1 victory which will surely turn their season around.
Charlton fans left Turf Moor with mixed emotions as they succumbed to a 4-0 defeat whilst enjoying the famous Burnley cuisine by being able to order pies with a revolutionary smartphone app. Chicken Balti, steak and ale and chicken and mushroom were particularly nice, but the star of the show was the ham hock and leek pie.
The scorching hot clarets incinerated the damp Addicks, who just couldn't ignite their passion in midfield..."flaming disaster" says Powell..."we were too hot to handle" says Burnley boss.... etc etc
Burnley drew with Charlton.
Picture of Barnsley's badge
Charlton's game resistance to withered after 70 mins when Sean Dyche's double substitution paid dividends; with the Addicks capitulating to a four goal blitz.
The Addicks efforts weren't helped by the Marvin Sordell's lame penalty miss and skipper Johnnie Jackson limping off with a recurrence of gout, loss of muscle tone and liver spots
Charlton Athletic are in trouble with the FA after Yann Kermogants over exuberant celebration resulting in him cutting his own head open after headbutting the post, his injury time header went in off.