What else can we blame Hamer for ?

Southendaddick

I'm sure he writes a column for The Daily Mail..

LenGlover

I was hosting a dinner recently and looking for a MC.

He turned up dressed as some black rapper bloke!

rananegra

He's vetoed my pay rise for the last four years

razil

i buckled under the lure of Quality Street today bound to be him

Mr. Happy

He turned me into a newt!

robroy

I blame him for the cost of a pint reaching £5 up town. Oh and for losing my poppy

Kap10

I blame him for energy prices

richie8

Global warming and third world hunger,oh hang on my Mrs blames me for that!

Swisdom

Maybe he was in Praia da Luz a few years ago

crookester

Pretty sure he triggered the financial crisis

Powell Is Pleasant

He makes mistakes that lead to goals.

Oh wait...

Huskaris

He makes me have to smoke in the bogs in the upper north.

Wheresmeticket

Annexing Austria. Oh no, that was Ben Hitler. Easy mistake to make.

Absurdistan

You should see what he did to my thumb.

Mendonca In Asdas

The Eurozone mess surely?

razil

Hold all man...

andynelson

Hamer shot Kennedy........

AFKABartram

Immigration.

Not only is he letting too many goals in, he's letting too many bloody foreigners in as well

AFKABartram

World War 2

No doubt Hitler provided a fair amount of provocation.

But it was Ben who dealt the Hamer blow,

Shag

Lack of birds on I'm a Celeb

boggzy

I've overslept. Thanks, Ben.

stonewallpenalty

Cold weather next week. Yep.......... Cheers ben.

AFKABartram

Thanks to Ben Hamer, one in three households will go into debt to pay for Christmas presents, according to the Daily Mail.

AFKABartram

Retail Sales fell by 0.7% in October, as Ben Hamer's improved goalkeeping led supporters to spend less money to cheer themselves up.

JT

This MI6 spy padlocked himself in did he....

robroy

I blame Ben for the fact that Santa is not real.

killerandflash

I blame him for that terrible "You can't touch this" song

Rizzo

Got Hamer's fingerprints all over it!

Macronate

he wrote the lyrics for "Achy Breaky Heart".

Mendonca In Asdas

Joe Harts poor form for City.

I think we should have a 'scapegoat of the week award' on Charlton Life , some clever bod like stig or JT could do the design?