What else can we blame Hamer for ?

AFKABartram

Mendonca In Asdas said:

I think we should have a 'scapegoat of the week award' on Charlton Life , some clever bod like stig or JT could do the design?

Cracking idea MiA, will get on to it.

JT

I'm not clever. Stig..

Rizzo

Clearly Hamer's fault. And they say he's no good with crosses!

Macronate

he had part ownership in the barbers that did this:

BowieAddick

I couldn't get McBusted tickets for my daughter on pre-sale this morning, thanks Ben!!
He can redeem himself tomorrow when they go on general sale but with his track record I am not holding my breath

Plaaayer

Hamer was JTs tutor at school, this is why he isn't clever.

JT

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SparrowHawk

I'm fairly sure I saw him stamping on Yann's ankle.

Redrobo

If I had a hamer, I'd hamer in the morning, I'd hamer in the evening, all over this land......

Pretty sure he wrote this song about himself. I mean, wot is that all about?

LenGlover

It was funny tonight.

A bloke near me arrived a few minutes late. After a few minutes more Alnwick gathered the ball, ran to the edge of the area and shaped for a quick throw. He then, Hamer like, didn't throw it and hesitated before distributing.

This bloke near me stood up in rage and shouted "Hamer you **** throw the *******ball quicker you *****"

It was funny when we told him it wasn't actually Hamer.