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Football player names, that always make you say something, "in your own head"

Covered End
Covered End Posts: 51,982
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'll start.

Wellbeck = well shit

Mata = What's the matter
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Pardew - C*nt
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Altidore = My god he's shit

    Becks = Wish i was you

    Lescott = Wonder who cuts his hair
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Covered End said:

    I'll start.

    Wellbeck = well shit

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Kermorgant... Whatever I'm thinking about his performance I have to say in a French accent
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Eddie Firmani - God
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    DaveMehmet said:

    Pardew - C*nt

    Me too & I knew that was "coming". It was just a question of which player first :-)
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    When Andy Thorn played and his name was mentioned, I would always sing 'Thorn in my side' in my head.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Alan Buckley

    Always in a mind mantra 'F*** me Buckley'
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Marlon Harewood = Melon Headwood
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    edited January 2014
    This is getting out of control. I need treatment!

    However for Bob Hatton

    'The Sun Has Got It's Hatton' obviously (to me).

    Hatton by the way was a deadly goalscorer who always got one against us!
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  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    Morgan and Megan Fox. Lee and Lily Tomlin.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    I'm pleased it's not just me.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    Walcott = injured
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    Not one that's been heard lately but whenever Izale McLeod was mentioned I always though well shizzle me izzle.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Jimmy Floyd Hasselwank
  • StewieGriffinSE7
    StewieGriffinSE7 Posts: 489
    Sadly whenever we sing Chrissy Powell's Red Army, I hear Chrissy Powell's Salami
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    edited January 2014
    Damien Duff - Mmmm Beeeeer...

    Also, whenever I hear the name "Marlon" I always think of it being shouted in a high falsetto voice, thanks to one occasion at The Valley when Riscardo was sat behind me shouting it out in that fashion every time Marlon Beresford touched the ball. Thanks Rick...
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    Damien duff. I think preggers
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,031
    Jason Lee = pineapple. Genuinely - when you think of him I bet that's the first word that springs to mind!
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Help!

    Schmeichel Schmeichel
    Fol der riddle ikele.
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  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Michu - bless you
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Sadly whenever we sing Chrissy Powell's Red Army, I hear Chrissy Powell's Salami

    When I took to him his first football match, an old school friend of mine genuinely thought we were singing 'Peperami' and not 'Red Army.' Naturally I let him believe that and tell everyone at school the next day what Charlton fans were singing.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Whenever a commentator says the name "Simpson", usually in connection with Danny Simpson, I always find myself repeating it in the style of Monty Burns.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    (Stuart) Ripley - believe it or not

  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    The Red Robin said:

    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Sadly whenever we sing Chrissy Powell's Red Army, I hear Chrissy Powell's Salami

    When I took to him his first football match, an old school friend of mine genuinely thought we were singing 'Peperami' and not 'Red Army.' Naturally I let him believe that and tell everyone at school the next day what Charlton fans were singing.

    oooooh .. you are SOOOOO cruel .. ((:>)
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,166
    Rooney. Always plays in my head as ROOOOONEEEEEEEEEE....
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Lincsaddick said:

    The Red Robin said:

    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Sadly whenever we sing Chrissy Powell's Red Army, I hear Chrissy Powell's Salami

    When I took to him his first football match, an old school friend of mine genuinely thought we were singing 'Peperami' and not 'Red Army.' Naturally I let him believe that and tell everyone at school the next day what Charlton fans were singing.

    oooooh .. you are SOOOOO cruel .. ((:>)
    Ah, he's a Spurs fan so it's fine!
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,691
    Broadway Danny Rose

    what a "zoltan gera" (i.e what a result)

    nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.

    I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.

  • sseaddick
    sseaddick Posts: 113
    edited January 2014
    Karim_myBagheri said:

    Broadway Danny Rose

    what a "zoltan gera" (i.e what a result)

    nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.

    I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.

    So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good.
    I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him.
    But football is all about opinions..
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,757
    Jay Jay Okocha... so good they named him twice. :-)

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