nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.
I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.
So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good. I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him. But football is all about opinions..
nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.
I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.
So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good. I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him. But football is all about opinions..
He is a bit of a cock though...
Yeah absolutely, but to say he is a bit shit is quite absurd.
nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.
I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.
So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good. I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him. But football is all about opinions..
I try not to let facts get in the way of my opinions.
however one day if I can be arsed I'm going to put together a video (which no doubt will be hours and hours long) of all the chances he f*cks up. (edit: he's not shit in terms of a shit footballer. he's a bit shit in terms of the obscene amount of money he makes to how good he actually is. the balance is often to one sided but his seems one of the worst)
whenever I see him, apart from the odd occasion he's always been erratic at best. and the French and Italian leagues aint all that. look at giroud. and that carvani dude is starting to show him up as well. also cos he's a dick so if people like me didn't say this he would have so much ego he would probably take over the world and make us all into his slaves! I AM ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH! FEEL MY WRATH!
Sadly whenever we sing Chrissy Powell's Red Army, I hear Chrissy Powell's Salami
When I took to him his first football match, an old school friend of mine genuinely thought we were singing 'Peperami' and not 'Red Army.' Naturally I let him believe that and tell everyone at school the next day what Charlton fans were singing.
At a recent away game a 'fan' was sitting next to me enthustically singing to the world that we are the famous red army and all I could think of was that we were about to invade the Ukraine.
nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.
I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.
So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good. I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him. But football is all about opinions..
He is a bit of a cock though...
Yeah absolutely, but to say he is a bit shit is quite absurd.
nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.
I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.
So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good. I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him. But football is all about opinions..
I try not to let facts get in the way of my opinions.
however one day if I can be arsed I'm going to put together a video (which no doubt will be hours and hours long) of all the chances he f*cks up. (edit: he's not shit in terms of a shit footballer. he's a bit shit in terms of the obscene amount of money he makes to how good he actually is. the balance is often to one sided but his seems one of the worst)
whenever I see him, apart from the odd occasion he's always been erratic at best. and the French and Italian leagues aint all that. look at giroud. and that carvani dude is starting to show him up as well. also cos he's a dick so if people like me didn't say this he would have so much ego he would probably take over the world and make us all into his slaves! I AM ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH! FEEL MY WRATH!
Yeah I understand where you are coming from, but you could say that about pretty much every player at top clubs. Also he also was class whilst at Barca, and when he was in italy the league was much stronger than what it is now.
When I see RVP, I always think he should have been sent off at The Valley for booting Hasselbaink in the back of the legs off the ball before he scored that wonder goal.
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I try not to let facts get in the way of my opinions.
however one day if I can be arsed I'm going to put together a video (which no doubt will be hours and hours long) of all the chances he f*cks up. (edit: he's not shit in terms of a shit footballer. he's a bit shit in terms of the obscene amount of money he makes to how good he actually is. the balance is often to one sided but his seems one of the worst)
whenever I see him, apart from the odd occasion he's always been erratic at best. and the French and Italian leagues aint all that. look at giroud. and that carvani dude is starting to show him up as well.
also cos he's a dick so if people like me didn't say this he would have so much ego he would probably take over the world and make us all into his slaves! I AM ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH! FEEL MY WRATH!
Every time. You need to be of a certain age and persuasion to understand. Been going on for years. I wish he'd disappear as it drives me mad!
Robin van Persie - Pinky van Perky
Also he also was class whilst at Barca, and when he was in italy the league was much stronger than what it is now.
lets all, go daan the strand, Adam Lallana
Iain Dowie = "hey you guys" (ugly fella out of the Goonies)
John Terry = C*nt!
Kermorgant - Hero
Wise- Little boy, little boy.