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Swedish Rat

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  • This surely deserves a minute's applause in the 16th minute. A minute per inch.
  • According to the Daily Star - they are heading for the UK and can eat through concrete!
  • It's a Siberian hamster!
  • Kent_red said:

    According to the Daily Star - they are heading for the UK and can eat through concrete!


    Coming over here, taking our British rats jobs..... Sooner we pull out the eu the better

  • IAgree said:

    It's a Siberian hamster!

    In Soviet Russia massive f*** off rat catches you.
  • My mum's neighbour had those bad boys coming up her toilet.

    One of those sentences you've never seen before.
  • I know a Roland.
  • Kent_red said:

    According to the Daily Star - they are heading for the UK and can eat through concrete!


    What, the family that killed that beautiful rat? I'd rather have pocket picking Bulgarians than rodent murdering Scandinavians coming to our beautiful shores!!!!

    I'll be having words with them.
  • “A world without rodents would be a very different world. It is less likely to come to pass than a world dominated by rodents and free of people. If nuclear war destroys humanity and most of the rest of life, a good bet for survival in the short term, and for evolutionary ancestry in the long term, is rats.

    I have a post-Armageddon vision. We and all other large animals are gone. Rodents emerge as the ultimate post-human scavengers. They gnaw their way through New York, London and Tokyo, digesting spilled larders, ghost supermarkets and human corpses and turning them into new generations of rats and mice, whose racing populations explode out of the cities and into the countryside. When all the relics of human profligacy are eaten, populations crash again, and the rodents turn on each other, and on the cockroaches scavenging with them. In a period of intense competition, short generations perhaps with radioactivity enhanced mutation-rates boost rapid evolution. With human ships and planes gone, islands become islands again, with local populations isolated save for occasional lucky raftings: ideal conditions for evolutionary divergence. Within 5 million years, a whole range of new species replace the ones we know. Herds of giant grazing rats are stalked by sabre-toothed predatory rats.* Given enough time, will a species of intelligent, cultivated rats emerge? Will rodent historians and scientists eventually organise careful archaeological digs through the strata of our long-compacted cities, and reconstruct the peculiar and temporarily tragic circumstances that gave ratkind its big break?”

    From The Ancestor’s Tale by Richard Dawkins
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  • Thought this was going to be a thread about Sven.
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