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Charlton Life Charity Match Sponsored MCS Beard Removal

Ketman
Ketman Posts: 6,796
edited April 2007 in General Charlton
MCS has genourously offered to shave his beard of in aid of our Funds raising event. The actual highest bidder will actually get to remove the beard themselves after the game. Just need someone to provide the cut throat razer etc. Can we start the Bidding please do I hear £5.00 ?
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  • [quote][cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]MCS has genourously offered to shave his beard of in aid of our Funds raising event. The actual highest bidder will actually get to remove the beard themselves after the game. Just need someone to provide the cut throat razer etc. Can we start the Bidding please do I hear £5.00 ?[/quote]

    £6.00
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,089
    20 quid
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    Can we not choose how we remove the hair? Preferred method would be tweezers...
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,241
    no wax...

    WSS not quite sure you get the idea of bidding.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,127
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]Can we not choose how we remove the hair? Preferred method would be tweezers...

    That might just take you.... forever.

    Would wax not be more fun :-)
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,089
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]no wax...

    WSS not quite sure you get the idea of bidding.

    its for charity, i'd love to shave that off of him, 20 quid is a bargain.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,249
    £50 if he loses his hair and beard !!!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,241
    edited April 2007
    plus you get terrible ingrown hairs with tweezing so his face would be a mess..... hmmm.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,282
    So it really is goodbye beard!!

    I can honestly say I feel like I've been shat out by something today
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,127
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]So it really is goodbye beard!!

    I can honestly say I feel like I've been shat out by something today

    I can't imagine why!!

    How was the journey home?

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  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]So it really is goodbye beard!!

    I can honestly say I feel like I've been shat out by something today

    Why is that then?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,282
    Can't remember.

    Had a bit of trouble working out how to get in the front door once I was home!

    Apologies to anyone who took offence to me!!! An hours sleep and 2 days solid on the piss do that to a man!!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,918
    LOL, you made me laugh at half time. You looked so boozed, i thought your man breasts were going to start leaking Stella... :-)
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    i walked past ketman and carter before the game, not sure they saw me, and it all happened rather quickly but i'm sure carter bent over and ketman did that slapping arse thing, it seemed oh so wrong so i carried on walking.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]i walked past ketman and carter before the game, not sure they saw me, and it all happened rather quickly but i'm sure carter bent over and ketman did that slapping arse thing, it seemed oh so wrong so i carried on walking.

    Thats nothing! He was giving out BJs in The Bugle before the match
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,127
    edited April 2007
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]LOL, you made me laugh at half time. You looked so boozed, i thought your man breasts were going to start leaking Stella... :-)

    The solo songs where pretty amazing though!!

    Btw, £60
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,282
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]LOL, you made me laugh at half time. You looked so boozed, i thought your man breasts were going to start leaking Stella... :-)

    Haha

    I was in a mess that's for sure


    [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]i walked past ketman and carter before the game, not sure they saw me, and it all happened rather quickly but i'm sure carter bent over and ketman did that slapping arse thing, it seemed oh so wrong so i carried on walking.

    I don't remember seeing you Sooz, you probably did the best thing walking on!!
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Blow Jobs & Arse slapping indeed you have some wild imaginations you lot. LOL

    Suzi, if it was on the concourse just before the game I was trying to hold him up as he was completely wrecked.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,127
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]
    Suzi, if it was on the concourse just before the game I was trying to hold him up as he was completely wrecked.

    Likely story, we all know what you two get up to! ;)
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,089
    god knows where his fingers had been...

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  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]god knows where his fingers had been...

    LOL! Aaah the old Scampi Fries gag. So childish but still oh so funny........

    Well its was the 1st and even 2nd time but the 15th time it did start to grate a little
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Now the Fingers story really must stay between us lads you know.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,282
    I forgot about the fish fingers!!

    You're right Dan, once is funny after that it's painful!!

    Your old man is a legend too
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,089
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]I forgot about the fish fingers!!

    You're right Dan, once is funny after that it's painful!!

    Your old man is a legend too

    Oh Andy Hunt...
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,282
    He plays up front!!

    Again once is acceptable, I was dying ungraciously!!
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    edited April 2007
    I just love the way he swans into a boozer, all grey hair, tasch and blazer and then starts singing football songs........
  • Hillsys Up
    Hillsys Up Posts: 1,109
    Can we get back to the bidding please you poofs.....
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,282
    Another fiver on the board for me, Stratford is one of mine before anyone else claims it!!

    And I won't be hammering own goals in!!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,429
    just 60 quid to get for the 5 grand, well done ladies & gents.
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,570
    Jacqui & John are my first - just started sending the emails out... and, oh no, they want photos...