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Caption Competition week 5

paulie8290
paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
edited October 2014 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
International break so expect a few people will be bored so expecting a few more answers this time and now there is a table as well lol Closes at 17:00 on Saturday
Thank you Mr Wenger for this moment of magic to help this week

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  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
    AW "we'll get some overhead lifters and four barrel quads oh yeah"
    JM "keep talking whoa keep talking"
    AW "fuel injection cut-offs and chrome plated rods oh yeah"
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    edited October 2014
    It's nothing to do with me you french twat. She is the one who decides who can and can't have highlights
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,755
    Wenger Mourinho highlights.

    I await my points.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    JM: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, when I snap my fingers you will make every decision in favour of the blue team.
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    Wenger: "I didn't see Paulie's highlights."
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,215
    M: look at the stats, no wins against me and now I'm beating you on the Caption competition. Did you know that first prize is a free haircut at Toni and Guys? I'm getting blond bits put in. I'm the best.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Mourinho... 'Ere you cant have Oxen on your bench

    Wenger... No you bloody idiot, thats Oxlade-Chamberlain, his nickname is "the Ox" now I know why they call you the Special one you fool!!
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    Mourinho: If you feeling like a pimp homie go and brush your shoulder off.

    ('Homie' replacing the actual word in the song, for obvious reasons)
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    Mourinho: "I know you have a secret crush on me Arsene, but can you please stop rubbing yourself in your pocket!" "You, yes i'm speaking to you Mr Fourth Official. Can you make Mr Wenger go and wash his hands."
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    "See that nail up there"...

    "Well, er, I do not see it"
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  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    JM: "I think I just saw your title hopes. Yeah, just over there... oh wait they've gone."
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    paulie8290 said:

    International break so expect a few people will be bored so expecting a few more answers this time and now there is a table as well lol
    Thank you Mr Wenger for this moment of magic to help this week

    image

    JM: "See, even the fourth official has won more trophies than you in the last 10 years."
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Mourinho - you, yes, you there with the highlights. Out of all the good photos of this incident with Wenger, you choose this rubbish one for your caption competetion.
  • church-lane
    church-lane Posts: 934
    See how long my arms are Arsene? look, I can even tickle that bloke with the sunglasses on the chin.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    AW "you are so immature Jose, grow up"

    JM "pull my finger"
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Jose: Look! Arsene can you see that?

    Arsene: No Jose you know I never see anything.
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,918
    And you wash your ears out, I didn't say that, I said "What do you want Wenger".
  • MeebaumAzanitch
    MeebaumAzanitch Posts: 605
    Jose: If you get GIVEN any medals they go on that side of your jacket.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    paulie8290 said:

    International break so expect a few people will be bored so expecting a few more answers this time and now there is a table as well lol Closes at 17:00 on Saturday
    Thank you Mr Wenger for this moment of magic to help this week

    image

    JM: "The thee points? Just leave them where you always do in that little pot over there."
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,864
    JM: look theres that c*nt alan pardew you have beef...fight him instead
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  • stoneroses19
    stoneroses19 Posts: 7,213
    JM "You lose!"
    AW "No, you lose!"
    JM "At the end of the day, one of us has to lose and have a worst league record than Charlton!"
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    MrOneLung said:

    Mourinho - you, yes, you there with the highlights. Out of all the good photos of this incident with Wenger, you choose this rubbish one for your caption competetion.

    The winner
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Arsene, the Premiership is not like the Caption Competition. If you lose, you get no points.
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    Fan 1 - How much was your Ticket?
    Fan 2 - £120
    Fan 1 - Why you sitting here with a fcking camera in your hand filming the managers?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    JM " go and sit down you boring prick!"

    AW "boring? I've got more likes and lols than you c#ntsmouth"
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    JM: 'This is my bake off area .. get back in yer own kitchen'
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    edited October 2014
    AW (Threateningly): Vot did you say ?
    JM: Vasn't me, vas 'im'
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    bump
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Jm: and then I said to the builder you don't need a bloody spirit level. Just use your arm like this
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,122
    paulie8290 said:

    bump

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