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Ian Holloway has lost the plot

paulie8290paulie8290
in Other Football and Sports
My mate directed me to this page
http://www.newsatden.co.uk/41296-exclusive-millwall-brings-in-hypnotherapist-to-help-players.html

Seriously hypnotherapy, Holloway is just mental,
although if they beat Wolves now I wont be laughing then lol
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  • Covered EndCovered End
    I reckon it's a good idea.
  • RedChaserRedChaser
    edited October 2014
    If we haven't before, maybe we should try it to break the spell the Spanners seem to have over us. :-0
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    they should try Hydrotherapy .. jump in the pool, duck under and hold your breath .. for 2 hours .. or longer
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    plenty of times I've seen Charlton teams play that look like they have been hypnotised
  • tangoflashtangoflash
    "Ian Holloway has lost the plot"

    No shit Sherlock.....................
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Holloway: "Want ya to tell them: You are feeling very sleepy.. When I snap my fingers you will love playing for Millwall and be as talented as Messi"

    Hypnotist: "Aint a fecking miracle worker, dont even think one of those could make someone love Millwall"
  • BedsaddickBedsaddick
    Jeeze Paulie not another one. Less is more mate.
  • Exiled_AddickExiled_Addick
    http://youtu.be/rxiOfepOxe8
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  • cafctomcafctom
    He hasn't gone 'mental' at all. Most players would have been at clubs that have done something similar before. If not hypnotherapy, but some form of psychological training.
  • The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    I think a lot of people misunderstand what hypnotherapy actually is. The Paul McKenna show for example was a joke and they picked on people they knew would deliberately play up. Hypnotherapy is form of psychology and helps teach people self-control…not to how to wake up in five seconds and act like a chicken.
  • The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    An interview with Richard Lee, the former Brentford keeper here - http://www.harleystreethypnotherapyclinic.com/hypnosis/sports_hypnotherapy_london.php
  • cafc4lifecafc4life
    edited October 2014
    ValleyGary said:

    Paulie, look into the eyes not around the eyes into the eyes, now, when you wake up you will stop making new threads.

    3,2,1..you're back in the room.

    Made me absolutely crease
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    And again...
  • smiffyboysmiffyboy
    edited October 2014
    Surely to hypnotise them they need to find their brains first
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  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    The Red Robin said:

    I think a lot of people misunderstand what hypnotherapy actually is. The Paul McKenna show for example was a joke and they picked on people they knew would deliberately play up. Hypnotherapy is form of psychology and helps teach people self-control…not to how to wake up in five seconds and act like a chicken.

    The key word is "therapy"

  • tangoflashtangoflash
    It's all about putting yourself in a state of relaxing and focusing your mind. You don't go to sleep and can't be made to do anything against your will. It's widely used in loads of sports, so unlike the pink kit voting, nothing to see here.........
  • Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Can't have a lot of faith in his own man management and motivational skills if he's hoping hypnotherapy will change their fortunes. Sub-consciously or otherwise, the players may well draw the same conclusions. This a man who gave up at Palace because he acknowledged he had run out of ideas. I think the playing squad there saved their own bacon last year. They will beat us on 22nd November no doubt but that might be light relief as they continue to slide down the table. Here's hoping anyway....
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  • bazjonsterbazjonster
    Bedsaddick said:

    Jeeze Paulie not another one. Less is more mate.

    He still got you to post though!!
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    Suggesting that he has lost the plot is wrong.






    It implies that he had a plot in the first place.
  • The_PresidentThe_President
    Paulie, i'm surprised you've got any 'mates'
  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    How do u know it's not just for stoptober and he wants them off their 20 a day habit
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Olloway's twouble is ..... e finks e's a hinterlektuwal
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